Re: POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMM. (((laugh of the day))) ((Sharon)))

[Guest guest]

My pleasure. Keep on laughing.

Sharon Fielding <ribbon54sews@...> wrote:

ribbon54sews@...

HA! HA! HA! I haven't heard such a good laugh lately! Thanks, !

Sharon

" C. Y. " <cjmy3454@...> wrote:

Guys, you haven't lived until you go through a mammogram.

POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM

I actually kept my mammogram appointment. I was met with, " Hi! I'm Belinda! "

This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted her head to one side

and crooned, " All I need you to do is step into this room right hereee, strip to

the waist, then slip on this gown.

Everything clearrrr?

I'm thinking, " Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science. "

Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side

finished, Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, " Hmmmm. Can you

stand on your tippy toes and lean in a tad so we can get everything?'

Fine, I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the

remaining circulation in my legs and neck and finish me off?

My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other boob wedged

beween those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when we heard, then felt a zap!

Complete darkness and the power went off!

" Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag. " Belinda headed for the door.

" Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vise alone are you? " I shouted.

Belinda kept going and said, " Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so

you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be rightttt backkk. "

Before I could shout " NOOOO! " she disappeared. And that's exactly how Bubba and

Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire, found me, half-naked and part of me

dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass!

After exchanging polite " Hi, how's it going " type greetings, Bubba (or possibly

Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off.

Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible " Uh,

yes, yes I did thanks. "

" You bet, take care " Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been

standing in the line at the grocery store.

Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin and making no

attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, " Oh I am sooo sorry! The power came

back on and I totally forgot about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we

upset? "

And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps....

[Guest guest]

> POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM

I was having an EEG once, where those little wire thingies were stuck

through the skin on my scalp and I was hooked up to some kind of

machine, and there was a thunderstorm going on. Boy, did I have a

migraine after that! One of the worst of my life.

Sue

[Guest guest]

This is a true story. Once i was having some kidney test run, laying on the

table in those cute little hospital gowns,having just drunk a gallon of water,

and the smoke alarm went off. They left me on the table, but the teck left the

room, and the firemen and the janitors came in!!! in WI

Sue <marysue@...> wrote: > POWER OUTAGE DURING A

MAMMOGRAM

I was having an EEG once, where those little wire thingies were stuck

through the skin on my scalp and I was hooked up to some kind of

machine, and there was a thunderstorm going on. Boy, did I have a

migraine after that! One of the worst of my life.

Sue

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[Guest guest]

I thinkg, if it's OK with you, I'll keep these for when I need a laugh.

susan smith <bizzare48@...> wrote:

This is a true story. Once i was having some kidney test run, laying

on the table in those cute little hospital gowns,having just drunk a gallon of

water, and the smoke alarm went off. They left me on the table, but the teck

left the room, and the firemen and the janitors came in!!! in WI

Sue <marysue@...> wrote: > POWER OUTAGE DURING A MAMMOGRAM

I was having an EEG once, where those little wire thingies were stuck

through the skin on my scalp and I was hooked up to some kind of

machine, and there was a thunderstorm going on. Boy, did I have a

migraine after that! One of the worst of my life.

Sue

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