OT--clean, yet dirty little joke. Enjoy!!

[Guest guest]

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it,

but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A

small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the

birch, " Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? "

The Birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, " Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you Tell if

that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? "

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, " It is

neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the

best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. "

Wipe that smile off your face .............