Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes!

February 10, 2006

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports

car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a

blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug

through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

" What does it look like? " she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, " It's square and it has your picture on it. "

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it

and handed it to the policewoman.

" Here it is, " she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed i! t back saying,

" Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.

regards

Dr Meena Samtani

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February 11, 2006

A blonde woman was driving a car rashly and going zigzag. A traffic cop caught

her.

Woman says : Sir I am learning to drive.

Cop : What, without instructor?

Woman : Sir I am doing correspondance course.

Tejinder---1976

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Subject: Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes!