Guest guest Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Ha ha! Great forward, Ayesha! Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 3, 2006 Report Share Posted January 3, 2006 Wow!!,Too good ones, to let Seema, read all those,Ayesha. Maybe,then I will get to hear often, " See I told u so " Shyam(84) Fwd: Women WOMEN' S REVENGE " Cash, cheque card or charge-card? " I asked, after folding up the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. " Do you always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No, " she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. " UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (FROM A MAN 'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, " Relatives of yours? " " Yep, " the wife replied, " in-laws. " WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, " The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What? " The wife said " See " . CREATION A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. " The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. " The wife replied, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me " The wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... " HEBREWS " THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, " It is 5:00 AM. Wake up. " Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Fwded by: Ayesha '96 ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Girls psychology-- Fraud with innocent boys! Fun with Handsome boys Friendship with charming boys, Flirt with Freaky boys, Love with faithful boys, in the end ------ marriage with rich boy, MORAL of the story--- chandrmukhi ho ya paaro, inse bach ke hi raho yaaro. Fwd--Tejinder--1976 ________________________________ From: mgims on behalf of drayesha96 Sent: Mon 1/2/2006 3:45 PM To: mgims Subject: Fwd: Women WOMEN' S REVENGE " Cash, cheque card or charge-card? " I asked, after folding up the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. " Do you always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No, " she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. " UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (FROM A MAN 'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, " Relatives of yours? " " Yep, " the wife replied, " in-laws. " WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, " The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What? " The wife said " See " . CREATION A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. " The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. " The wife replied, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me " The wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... " HEBREWS " THE SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, " It is 5:00 AM. Wake up. " Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Fwded by: Ayesha '96 ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: " Hello. " WOMAN: " Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? " MAN: " Yes. " WOMAN: " I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it? " MAN: " Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. " WOMAN: " I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. " MAN: " How much? " WOMAN: " $90,000. " MAN: " OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options. " WOMAN: " Great! Oh, and one more thing .... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000. " MAN: " Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000! They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. WOMAN: " OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!! " MAN: " Bye! I love you, too. " The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: " Anyone knows who this phone belongs to? " Sanjay'81 > > Girls psychology-- > > Fraud with innocent boys! > > Fun with Handsome boys > > Friendship with charming boys, > > Flirt with Freaky boys, > > Love with faithful boys, > > in the end ------ marriage with rich boy, > > MORAL of the story--- chandrmukhi ho ya paaro, > inse bach ke hi raho yaaro. > > Fwd--Tejinder--1976 > > ________________________________ > > From: mgims on behalf of drayesha96 > Sent: Mon 1/2/2006 3:45 PM > To: mgims > Subject: Fwd: Women > > > > > WOMEN' S REVENGE > " Cash, cheque card or charge-card? " I asked, after folding up the > items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I > noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. " Do you > always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No, " she replied, but my > husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the > most evil thing I could do to him legally. " > > > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (FROM A MAN 'S PERSPECTIVE) > I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how > you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your thigh, rip the > hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > > > WIFE VS. HUSBAND > A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a > word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of > them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard > of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, > " Relatives of yours? " " Yep, " the wife replied, " in-laws. " > > > WORDS > A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use > a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, " The reason has > to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then > turned to his wife and asked, " What? " > The wife said " See " . > > > CREATION > A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so > stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, > " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be > attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! > > > WHO DOES WHAT > A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the > coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it, because you > get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our > coffee. " The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around > here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just > wait for my coffee. " The wife replied, " No, you should do it, and > besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " > Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me " The wife fetched > the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of > several pages, that it indeed says.......... " HEBREWS " > > > THE SILENT TREATMENT > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving > each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the > next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early > morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the > silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at > 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next > morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had > missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife > hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The > paper said, " It is 5:00 AM. Wake up. " Men are not equipped for these > kinds of contests. > > > God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough > draft before the masterpiece !!!! > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Fwded by: Ayesha '96 > > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 4, 2006 Report Share Posted January 4, 2006 Wah Teji! Twada jawab nahi! Kishore Shah 1974 RE: Fwd: Women > Girls psychology-- > > Fraud with innocent boys! > > Fun with Handsome boys > > Friendship with charming boys, > > Flirt with Freaky boys, > > Love with faithful boys, > > in the end ------ marriage with rich boy, > > MORAL of the story--- chandrmukhi ho ya paaro, > inse bach ke hi raho yaaro. > > Fwd--Tejinder--1976 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 Excellent... Good one. Cheers Malini With regards L/M Prasad (lp1960@...) Wish a very happy and cheerful day keep smiling > Re: Fwd: Women > > > Wow!!,Too good ones, to let Seema, read all those,Ayesha. > > Maybe,then I will get to hear often, " See I told u so " > > Shyam(84) > > Fwd: Women > > > > WOMEN' S REVENGE > " Cash, cheque card or charge-card? " I asked, after folding up the > items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her > wallet I > noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. > " Do you > always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No, " she replied, but my > husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured > this was the > most evil thing I could do to him legally. " > > > UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - (FROM A MAN 'S PERSPECTIVE) > I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never > understand how > you can take boiling hot wax pour it onto your thigh, rip the > hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. > > > WIFE VS. HUSBAND > A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a > word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of > them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard > of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, > " Relatives of yours? " " Yep, " the wife replied, " in-laws. " > > > WORDS > A husband read an article to his wife about how many words > women use > a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, " The > reason has > to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The > husband then > turned to his wife and asked, " What? " > The wife said " See " . > > > CREATION > A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so > stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, > " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be > attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! > > > WHO DOES WHAT > A man and his wife were having an argument about who should > brew the > coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it, because you > get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our > coffee. " The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around > here and you should do it, because that is your job, and > I can just > wait for my coffee. " The wife replied, " No, you should > do it, and > besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " > Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me " The wife fetched > the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at > the top of > several pages, that it indeed says.......... " HEBREWS " > > > THE SILENT TREATMENT > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and > were giving > each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man > realized that the > next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for > an early > morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the > silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please > wake me at > 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next > morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM > and he had > missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife > hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the > bed. The > paper said, " It is 5:00 AM. Wake up. " Men are not equipped > for these > kinds of contests. > > > God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough > draft before the masterpiece !!!! > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Fwded by: Ayesha '96 > > > > > > ------------------------------ > Website: www.mgims.org > ------------------------------ > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 6, 2006 Report Share Posted January 6, 2006 good one Ayesha...!! Ameet 1993 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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