Fw: These You Gotta Laugh Loudly!

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IT'S JUST TOO GOOD!

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport and President Bush strides to a

warm and dignified

handshake from the Queen.

They ride in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of Central London, where they

board a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six magnificent white

horses.

They ride towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering

Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous,

earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire,

and the smell was so excruciating, both of them had to use handkerchiefs

over their noses.

The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of state do their best

to " ignore " the incident.

The Queen turns to President Bush " Mr President please accept my

regrets...

I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot

control. "

Bush, as always trying to be " presidential " , replies:

" Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought...

If you had not mentioned it, I would have thought it was one of the

horses. "

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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next

to a woman patron

and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says " How about that? I just ordered a glass of

champagne, too! "

He turned to her and said, " What a coincidence. This is a special day for

me, I'm celebrating. "

This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating! " said the

woman.

" What a coincidence. " said the man. They clinked glasses and he asked,

" What are you celebrating? "

" My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist

told me I'm pregnant! "

" What a coincidence. " said the man. " I'm a chicken farmer.

For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile. "

" That's great! " said the woman, " How did your chickens become fertile? "

" I switched cocks. " he replied.

" What a coincidence, " she said.

DID YOU ENJOY?