the psychiatrist and the proctologist

[Guest guest]

this is a very " creative " forward

Ameet 1993

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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

" Dr. and Dr. , Psychiatry and Proctology. "

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed

it to: " Hysterias and Posteriors. "

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council

they changed the sign to: " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. " No go.

Next, they tried: " Catatonics and High Colonics. " Thumbs down again.

Then came " Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives. " Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in " Minds and Behinds. " Unacceptable again.

So they tried " Lost Souls and Butt Holes. " No way.

" Analysis and Anal Cysts? " Nope.

" Nuts and Butts? " Uh uh.

" Freaks and Cheeks? " Still no go.

" Loons and Moons? " Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

Dr and Dr. , Odds and Ends. "

Everyone loved it.