Why Newton commited suicide????????????

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Firoz Borle (2002)

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Newton - The Father of Physics committed suicide, you know why?

Here are the reasons:

Once he came to India and He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head

spinning He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a

huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went

paranoid.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured

and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot

in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking

away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live

Rajanikanth!

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth

has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds

a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet

towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the

gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but he has no

bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth

opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he

closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster

dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he

decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time! and

thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole

movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.Oops

not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the

other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can\'t jump even if he

tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.

Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax.

(Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls

two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and

when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the

first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the

villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace.

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Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the

other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he

tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.

Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax.

(Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Rajanikanth suddenly pulls

two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup). He throws one gun in the air and

when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the

first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the

villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace.

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,9th sem.

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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