EHSAAAAN QURRREEESHI

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THE EHSAAAAAAN QUREEESHI POEM, VERY HILARIOUS. DO REPLY IF U LIKE.

FIROZ BORLE (2002)

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EHSAAN QURAISI

Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,

Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta poochha.

Coolie ne kaha: " Bahar jaake poochho. "

Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,

Bahar jaake taxiwale se poochhaa:

" Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge? "

Jawab mila: " Bechna nahi hai. "

Taxi chhod, maine bus pakad li, Conductor se poochhaa: " Ji, kya mein cigarette

pi sakta hoon? "

Wo gurrra kar bola: " Hargiz nahi, yahaan cigarette pina mana hai. "

Maine kaha: " Par wo janaab to pi rahe hai! "

Phir se gurrrraya: " Usne mujhse poochhaa nahi hai. "

Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.

Manager se kaha: " Mujhe room chahiye, saatvi manzil pe. "

Manager ne kaha: " Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye? "

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha: " Ek paani ka gilaas milega? "

Usne jawab diya: " Nahi saahab, yahan to saare kaanch ke milte hain. "

Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,

Raste me ek sahab se poochhaa: " Janab, ye sadak kahaan ko jaati hai? "

Janab hans kar bole: " Peechhle bees saal se dekh raha hoon, Yahi padi hai...

kahin nahin jaati. "

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,

Usne poochha: " Kaise aana hua? "

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi, Maine bhi jawab diya: " Train se. "

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha: " Areeee sunti ho...

mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, use kuch taja taja khilao. "

Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye. Kaha: " Taji

hawa kha lijiye. "

Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha: " Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna

chalis saal purana achar to dikhana. "

Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi. Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue

bhabiji se kaha:

" Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi? "

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: " Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati To aachar chalis saal

purana kaise hota? "

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rah thi, Saath me lori bhi ga

rahi thi:

"

Diploma so ja, diploma so ja. " Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poochha:

" Yaar, ye diploma kya hai? "

Dost ne jawab diya: " Mere grandson ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene

ke liye Aur saath mein ise le aayi, Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya. "

Phir maine poochhaa: " Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai? "

Dost ne jawab diya: " Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye..

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Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,9th sem.

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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