Fw: Did you know . . . ? Humour

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From: " ilena rose " <ilena@...>

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Sent: Monday, February 04, 2002 10:33 PM

Subject: Did you know . . . ? Humour

> (thanks to Nanci and Steve)

>

> Did you know . . .

>

> It is impossible to lick your elbow.

>

> A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

>

> A shrimp's heart is in their head.

>

> People say " Bless you " because when you sneeze,

> your heart stops for a millisecond.

>

> If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

>

> If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a

> blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

>

> In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80

> years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich

> buried its head in the sand (or attempted to do so).

>

> It is physically impossible for pigs to look up

> into the sky.

>

> A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

>

> Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of

> Alphabet Spaghetti especially for the German market

> that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.

>

> More than 50% of the people in the world have never

> made or received a telephone call.

>

> Rats and horses can't vomit.

>

> The ''sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick'' is

> said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English

> language.

>

> If you keep your eyes open by force, they will pop out.

>

> Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two

> rats could have over a million descendants.

>

> Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase

> the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

>

> If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then

> why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal

> Regulations, implemented on July 16,1969, make it

> illegal for US citizens to have any contact with

> extraterrestrial or their vehicles?

>

> In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman

> somewhere.

>

> The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

>

> Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal

> ads for dating are already married.

>

> A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

>

> 23% of all photocopier problems worldwide are caused

> by people sitting on them and photocopying their

> buttocks.

>

> In the course of an average lifetime you will eat 70

> assorted insects and 10 spiders while sleeping.

>

> Most lipstick contains fish scales.

>

> Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

>

> Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is

> different.

>

> (I bet you tried to lick your elbow ... love, Ilena)

>

>

> http://www.BreastImplantAwareness.Org

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