OT - funny story ...... this guy has a crazy sense of humor!

[Guest guest]

-I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for

my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The

Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't

because I'd ended up in the hospital last time ---

but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of

my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet

and that the way that it works is to load your pants

pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or

two every time you feel hungry & that the food is

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it

again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in

the line was by now enthralled with my story,

particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was

that why I was in the hospital.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street

licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be

carried out the door.

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[Guest guest]

Why do you think the guy had the crazy sense of humor?

Good to see your sense of humor is still intact. You'd make an

excellent storyteller or writer. With an imagination like that, your

books would be flying off the shelves at the bookstore.

take it easy,

Ebony