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At least the librarians weeding this book know that you can't spot reduce.....!

 

in Sask

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Awful Library Books

Get rid of those unsightly lumps, bumps and sags!

Posted: 29 Mar 2012 06:08 AM PDT

Miss Craig’s 10 Minute a Day Spot-Reducing ProgramCrowley and Wagner1979

Gotta love these exercise books! Miss Craig’s exercises don’t look too bad. A good chunk of these I have done in a yoga class or two. However, I am pretty sure that “spot-reducing” is a myth.  My favorite part is that Miss Craig models these exercises in fishnet stockings–complete with a seam up the back! Va va voom!

Other exercise books to consider:

Sweatin’ to an oldie!

Be a Sexy Woman with Debbie

Girls can play too!

Rubber Band Man (or Woman!)

Now Bonnie does exercise

 

 

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This cracked me up, it's funny. Fishnet stockings, high heels, ???

At least the librarians weeding this book know that you can't

spot reduce.....!

 

in Sask

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Date: Fri, Mar 30, 2012 at 3:08 AM

Subject: Awful Library Books

To: ladydoor1@...

Awful Library Books

Get

rid of those unsightly lumps, bumps and sags!

Posted:

29 Mar 2012 06:08 AM PDT

Miss Craig’s 10 Minute a Day Spot-Reducing

Program

Crowley and Wagner

1979

Gotta love these exercise books! Miss Craig’s

exercises don’t look too bad. A good chunk of

these I have done in a yoga class or two.

However, I am pretty sure that “spot-reducing”

is a myth.  My favorite part is that Miss Craig

models these exercises in fishnet

stockings–complete with a seam up the back! Va

va voom!

Other exercise books to consider:

Sweatin’ to an oldie!

Be a Sexy Woman with Debbie

Girls can play too!

Rubber Band Man (or Woman!)

Now Bonnie does exercise

 

 

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Love these fitness books! 

I'm still reading most of the messages that come through the group, but I've just finished training to get back on the desk at the library, and now I'm busy scheduling work/life/kids/dh around a call-in position.  At least I still have my other library job, which is on my feet for 4 hours 3 times a week, and lifting and bending and lots of walking.  I know it's not working out, as such, but it is movement. 

 

in Sask

Awful Library Books

Time to Pump You Up!

Posted: 06 Jun 2012 05:47 AM PDT

Pumping Iron Without Pain: A Preventative and Self-Care Guide to Weight TrainingLamberti1983

Submitter: This book may be about pumping iron without pain, but the pain comes anyway when we are reminded of our 1980s selves. We all seemed to dress, groom, and even smile differently back in the early 80s, didn’t we? Didn’t we realize that we were just setting ourselves up for future mockery? The information in this book is not really too dated – but the illustrations just don’t live to up today’s standards. Each chapter concerns a section of the body, and the author has decided to make sure the readers are not mistaken about which section (see Chapter 11!).

Certain highlights:

Page 53: Wouldn’t pumping iron in tight jeans CAUSE pain?

Page 80: Dang! If we had only invented luggage with wheels on them in the 1980s we could have prevented this sacro-illiac pain.

Page 136: Even if we do get injured while pumping iron, there is no pain! The main with his arm in a sling seems to enjoy his injury!

Page 150: The man with unbalanced muscles could have at least combed his hair a bit before posing next to the cool, balanced guy. The other images are, well, you know. Checking your ankle while wearing your best slipper is always a good practice. Look good, feel good (i.e, no pain).

Holly: This is hilarious!  The clothes and the hair are amazingly awful in this book.  Never was there a clearer weeder for your average public library.  And now, dear readers, I have to bleach my eyeballs.

Need More? Try these old posts:

No Viagra Necessary 

The Governator Pumps You Up

Sweatin’ to an Oldie

 

 

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