Re: The Cat In The Hat On Aging

[Guest guest]

This is so very close to the truth.

Joyce from Texas

[ ] The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Here's one my wife brought me, I haven't seen it pass through yet, so I

think it might cover some of us.

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell I look like H*ll

My mood is bad-- can you tell?

My body's frooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my A$$

Dennis in Eastexas

" It's not Rocket Surgery "

[Guest guest]

Dennis,

Thanks for sharing this. Unfortunately it may be true, yet brought a

smile to my face and caused me to laugh. I don't allow myself to be

dragged down by everything that seems to be falling apart, but try to

remind myself that laughter is healing. In fact scripture says

that " laughter is healing to the bones. " I know it's somewhere, but

cannot remember the exact address nor can I find my Bible at the

moment. LOL...got to love getting old as I want to be around to watch

my beautiful grandchildren grow up.

[Guest guest]

The modern version is, " Laughter is the best medicine " , and I firmly believe

that. When I'm in a big flare, nothing is funny for me, but when it's almost

over, a joke is good medicine. I'm glad you liked it and that you weren't

offended, it was a little off-color.

Dennis in Eastexas

" It's not Rocket Surgery "

[ ] Re: The Cat In The Hat On Aging

> Dennis,

>

> Thanks for sharing this. Unfortunately it may be true, yet brought a

> smile to my face and caused me to laugh. I don't allow myself to be

> dragged down by everything that seems to be falling apart, but try to

> remind myself that laughter is healing. In fact scripture says

> that " laughter is healing to the bones. " I know it's somewhere, but

> cannot remember the exact address nor can I find my Bible at the

> moment. LOL...got to love getting old as I want to be around to watch

> my beautiful grandchildren grow up.

>

>

[Guest guest]

I have to send this to my oldest brother. He's 17 months older than I am.

He'll love this.

Joyce from Texas

[ ] The Cat In The Hat On Aging

Here's one my wife brought me, I haven't seen it pass through yet, so I

think it might cover some of us.

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell I look like H*ll

My mood is bad-- can you tell?

My body's frooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my A$$

Dennis in Eastexas

" It's not Rocket Surgery "