Re: O.T. Alert! Funny stuff here!

[Guest guest]

Thanks for the belly laugh. I needed that.

Kathe Sabetzadeh <lv2ryd@...> wrote:

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again

asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one

letter, and supply a new definition. Here are last

year's winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which

renders the subject financially impotent for an

indefinite period.

2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an

asshole.

3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,

which lasts until you realize it was your money to

start with.

4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid

people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The

bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of

breaking down in the near future.

7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very

high.

8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic

wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you

are running late.

10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one

got extra credit.)

12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending

off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,

the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting

through the day consuming only things that are good

for you.

14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to

seem smarter, when they come at you rapidly.

16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance

performed just after you've accidentally walked

through a spider web.

17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito,

that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning

and cannot be cast out.

18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after

finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

Kathe

" To ride a horse is to borrow freedom. "

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[Guest guest]

I loved it, thanks for sharing, T

--- In , Kathe Sabetzadeh <lv2ryd@...>

wrote:

>

>

> The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again

> asked readers to take any word from the dictionary,

> alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one

> letter, and supply a new definition. Here are last

> year's winners:

>

> 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which

> renders the subject financially impotent for an

> indefinite period.

>

> 2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an

> asshole.

>

> 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,

> which lasts until you realize it was your money to

> start with.

>

> 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

>

> 5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid

> people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The

> bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of

> breaking down in the near future.

>

> 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very

> high.

>

> 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic

> wit and the person who doesn't get it.

>

> 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you

> are running late.

>

> 10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

>

> 11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one

> got extra credit.)

>

> 12. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending

> off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,

> the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

>

> 13. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting

> through the day consuming only things that are good

> for you.

>

> 14. Glibido: All talk and no action.

>

> 15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to

> seem smarter, when they come at you rapidly.

>

> 16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance

> performed just after you've accidentally walked

> through a spider web.

>

> 17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito,

> that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning

> and cannot be cast out.

>

> 18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after

> finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

>

>

>

> Kathe

>

> " To ride a horse is to borrow freedom. "

>

>

>

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