The Cat In The Hat On Aging

[Guest guest]

Here's one my wife brought me, I haven't seen it pass through yet, so I

think it might cover some of us.

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell I look like H*ll

My mood is bad-- can you tell?

My body's frooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my A$$

Dennis in Eastexas

" It's not Rocket Surgery "