Guest guest Posted August 20, 2006 Report Share Posted August 20, 2006 Subject: The Purina Diet I've told a lot of stories but this one tops them all. > > I have a Labrador retriever. > ; I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to > check out. > A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? > On impulse, I told her that no, that I was starting The Purina > Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the > hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an > intensive > care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in > both arms. > > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way > that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is > nutritionally > complete so I was going to try it again. > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by > now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. > Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog > food poisoned me. > I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and > a car hit me. > > I thought the tall guy behind her was going to need help as he > staggered to the door laughing uncontrollably. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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