A funny on this wet afternoon...

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I am sure we have all seen this one before, but always tickles my fancy (not testicles my fancy!)...

TICKLE ME ELMOThere is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmotoys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager'sdoor. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the newemployee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. ThePersonnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two menmarch down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is sobacked up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor andthey're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lenasurrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the littlepackage between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together andapproaches Lena . 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep astraight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.'