Guest guest Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Subject: Fw: Humor > > > > > > Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and > > Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. > > > > It is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of > people > > wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what > to > > do with them. > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 14, 2002 Report Share Posted September 14, 2002 ----- Original Message ----- From: " Kathi " <pureheart@...> Sent: Saturday, September 14, 2002 1:01 PM Subject: humor > Thanks Gloria........ > > A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of > her index finger shot off. > " How did this happen? " the emergency room doctor asked her. > " Well, I was trying to commit suicide, " the blonde replied. > " What? " sputtered the doctor. " You tried to commit suicide by shooting > your finger off? " > " No, silly! " the blonde said. " First I put the gun to my chest, and I > thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not > shooting myself in the chest. " > " So then? " asked the doctor. > " Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to > get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth. " > " So then? " > " Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a > loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the > trigger. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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