Guest guest Posted October 30, 2006 Report Share Posted October 30, 2006 What is the volume of a person who has lost all his memory??????????? think.......... yaar very simple 1/3 pi r2 h.............. u r asking why? because he says " main cone hoon " (main koun hun??). ******************************************************************** ab batao paani yeda kaisa banaoge??????????// balti nal ke neeche rakho... tap on karo..... aur balti kheech lo... *********************************************************** Q: There was one sukhela, aur haddi aadmi 'Alif', He was driving on the road. achanak uski car khadde mein phass jaati hain. Woh bahut koshish karta hain car ko bahar nikalene ke liye par fail ho hata hain as expected. Phir thak kar, woh road par baith jaata hain aur tabhi ek cheenti wahan aati hain aur usse kaat ti hain. Bas uske baad woh ek ungli se apni car ko bahar nikal leta hian...batao kaise??? .. .. .. .. .. A: Cheenti kaatne ke baad uske paas Alif-ant (elephant) ki taqat aa jaati hian:D.... ************************************************************************** Imaran hashmi , is Serial Kisser............................... Then who is parellel kisser......??? Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Think.................... Answer is " RAVAN " ******************************************************************************** A lady was drinkin cold drink and a macchar fell in it..whn it came 2 d surface,he spoke 'maa'....so lady asked y u callin me maa???so macchar replied ki mai teri coke(hindi...kokh) se nikla hun..... ***************************************************************** two foreigners Jobo Leigh and Soni Hall visit india... they meet a sardar..they ask him his name n he answers santa singh. he asks them their name in return. they say..JOBO LEIGH SONI HALL. with full josh the sardar shouts..... SAT SHREE AKAL!!!! ********************************************************************************\ * EK LAASH RADIO STATION SE GAYAB KAISE HUI????????????????????? JAANNE KE LIYE DEKHIYE C.I.D ********************************************************************************\ ** ded futiya....mumbai ka sabse bada bhai banta hai.... log saale uska naam sunte hi kaapte... lekin uski biwi usse tang hoti hai aur usko chhod ke chali jaata hai.... dedfutiya akela ho jata hai saala.... woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyaari gun (matlab ke ghoda) se shhaadi karta hai... achanak agle din saara india uski pooja karta hai.... lekin kyon?? woh to gangster hai.... arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh gun-pati ho jaata hai...... ****************************************************************************** ek gaon mein KHADAK SINGH aur SADAK SINGH naam ke do cycle champs rehte hain... khadak singh ke tufani cycling se sab khidkiyan khadakti.... sadak singh ke jabardast cycling se sadke bhi kaapne lagti. ek bar khadak singh sadak singh ko challenge karta hain cycling mein...race ki date pakki ho jaati hain. race ke pehli raat khadak singh mobile se uski maa ko ashirwad lene keliye phone karta hain......poori raat baat karta hain maa use bada ashirwaad deti hain. agle din race mein..... race shooroo hote hi khadak singh gir jaata hain. kyon???? uske maa ne jhootha ashirwad diya???? khadak singh cycling champ to yeh kaise hua? arre raat ko mobile se itni der baat karke khadak singh ka balance khatam ho jata hai ********************************************************************************\ ***** bichoo achche basketball players kyon hote hain???? kounki bichoo dunk marte hain. :-) one more....bicchoo acche students kyo hote hai?? kyonki woh bunk nahi maarte..................... ********************************************************************************\ ******** andre-stefi....love-love from the love-love scoreline in tennis andre agassi n stefi graf fell in love n married.....everyone knows this.. but shit... one fine day both of them split.... saala tragic end...all love stories dont end happily....love means 0 in tennis.... so both of them split... but next day stefi graf becomes as tall as a giraffe...... oy yeh kaise ho gaya???? socha kya???as tall as a giraffe??? aisa kaise???? arre because after splitting...GRAF became G-RAF samjhe??? after splitting re......... ********************************************************************************\ ******* The ultimate one........ Britney Spears earned her fame singin crap songs in crap dresses... lekin in skool..she was duh... english mein har test mein 0/100... dad ki daant aur master ki maar se britney ho gayi laachar.. her dad thot this was enuf....she needs to be shaked up.. aur phir kya jadoo ho gaya... next test mein britney ko 100/100 in english.. kamaal ho gaya... master to yeda ho gaya.. yeh hua kaise??? britney kya chits chupa ke leke gayee???? nahi yaar... to phir hua kaise?????? 100/100 in english??? wow??but how?? arre britney spears after being shaked up became SHAKE SPEAR. ********************************************************************************\ *** Q:- Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi - Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon? Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can-go'. Kush..Hatt jaa 10/28/2006 1:38 AM Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. dimag hai?? socho socho....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha..ha ha ha Q:-Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyun??? Ans :- Qyunkieeeeeee Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha ....ha ha ha Q:- Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo??? Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye .. here is d another one ....... KAMAL aur VIMAL bus stop pe khade the..... VIMAL bus pe chadd jata hai par KAMAL nahi jata kyun?? kyunki bus pe likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!! ********************************************************************************\ ******* Who is the MAN? Ek aadmi : A-MAN (aman) Ek aadmi with gramatical mistake : AN-MAN (anman) Ek aadmi with gramatical mistake and scrambled: MAN-AN (manan) Aadmi jo ladka hai ; HE-MAN aadmi jo aadmi nahi hai - NA-MAN ********************************************************************************\ ** Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad Deeds. He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking? Ans: " Kis mooh se maafi maangoon? " ****************************************************************************** Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand english but he could not read, why??????? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki uski " read " ki haddi tuti hui thi. ********************************************************************************\ ***** once a man goes to a cafe and he orders for a cup of coffee... Man: waiter ek cup coffee lana.. Waiter walks 10 feet away and gives some hand signals to the man... and then he walks towards the man and hands him the bill.. woh aadmi ka dimag kharaab ho jaata hai.. bolta hai saale waiter mera coffee nahin laya tune aur bill leke aa gaya tu.. now the question is why did the waiter do that... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kyonki woh aadmi samajhdaar hota hai aur samajhdaar ke liye ishara hi coffee(kafi) hai. heheheheh ********************************************************************************\ *** Wat is the plural of SHAHRUKH KHAN????? socho .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Are dimag par jor do!!!!!!!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Chalo main hi batata hun.... Ans is : ICICI Bank.. Bcoz SHAHRUKH KHAN says " MAIN HUN NAA " and ICICI Bank says " HUM HAI NAA " ********************************************************************************\ **** if 007 is Bond......... then what is 111???? think........ binary version of Bond ********************************************************************************\ * In a fish tank one fish dies,and the water in the fish tank starts overflowing,why? bcoz rest were crying............ ********************************************************************************\ ******* gande wale pj's...:-) Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat....how will you do it? Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette. ? ? Want?another deadly answer. Scroll down a little..... Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette. ? ? If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.... Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP) " TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee. " us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee " . If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & " jalney lagega " !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ? ********************************************************************************\ *************************** Munnabhai: Abe Circuit ek baat bata, agar bina daat ka kutta kisiko kaate to kya karte hai yaar? (bahut sochne ke baad Circuit bola) .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... .. ... ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Circuit: Simple hai bhaay, usko bina sui ke 14 injection laga do, baat khatam! ********************************************************************************\ *************************** Journalists at Don Ajit's house taking his interview.. they enquired him abt his " success ka raaz " .. he calls robert.. " bring me a Baaz (a bird : just incase u guys dont know!! ) " .. robert immediately brings the baaz.. Ajit asks Mona to give the baaz a bath .. Mona carries out his order.. he asks mona to put the baaz on his hand.. he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz.. and says " yeh hai meri success ka raaz " ... all the journalists are lost.. how come this is your success ka raaz... In comes the reply . . . . . . . . . . . . . .scroll a bit more.. " Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. " ********************************************************************************\ *************************** whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit) ********************************************************************************\ *************************** ...ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge ........ sweets nops sault nopes think think are yaar birla white cement kyunki iske ander jaan hai....... ********************************************************************************\ *************************** A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a bath, but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around... what can he do? -He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant ofintegration) Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'. ********************************************************************************\ *************************** 1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack Matlab scrolll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! ********************************************************************************\ *************************** Teacher: 'A' for? Student: Apple !!! Teacher: Jor se bolo Student: JAI MATA DI ********************************************************************************\ ******** what is the vector form of sridevi???? ??? ? ? ? ? ANS : - TABU!!!! confused???? why???? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ok i'l tell you... .. .. .. .. because. .. .. .. .. .. .. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar(Mathematics.....suppose X bar)!!!!! ********************************************************************************\ *********** Whats the opposite of Real?? Its COCONUT.... Y....Socho...??? Because it is 'Na-Real' =================== Fwd. Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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