Weight Loss Programme (Its a Joke!)

[Guest guest]

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss

programme.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a

voluptuous, athletic, nineteen-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a

pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces

herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads,

" If you can catch me, you can have me. " She runs off down the road.

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later

huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the

next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs

himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb programme.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is

also wearing nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck

that reads, " If you catch me you can have me. "

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent

shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the next

four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better

and better shape, and actually getting near to catching her.

Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover

that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day,

50lb pound programme.

" Are you sure? " asks the representative on the phone. " This is our most

rigorous programme. "

" Absolutely, " he replies, " I haven't felt this good in years. "

The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a

huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes,

a huge erect p* nis and a sign around his neck that reads, " OK Sweetie.

Start Running! "

[Guest guest]

Mel,

Have you been hanging around the Mens thread on Yahoo Health again??

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>

> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss

> programme.

>

> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before

him a

> voluptuous, athletic, nineteen-year-old babe dressed in nothing but

a

> pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She

introduces

> herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign

reads,

> " If you can catch me, you can have me. " She runs off down the road.

>

> Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later

> huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up

for the

> next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he

weighs

> himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs as promised.

>

> He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb programme.

>

> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most

> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is

> also wearing nothing but Nike running shoes and a sign around her

neck

> that reads, " If you catch me you can have me. "

>

> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in

excellent

> shape and it takes him a while before he can continue, so for the

next

> four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in

better

> and better shape, and actually getting near to catching her.

>

> Much to his delight on the fifth day he weighs himself only to

discover

> that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.

>

> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day,

> 50lb pound programme.

>

> " Are you sure? " asks the representative on the phone. " This is our

most

> rigorous programme. "

>

> " Absolutely, " he replies, " I haven't felt this good in years. "

>

> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he

finds a

> huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running

shoes,

> a huge erect p* nis and a sign around his neck that reads, " OK

Sweetie.

> Start Running! "

>