Todays funny, from Cherie

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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the

VERY

handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is

staring.He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to

offend you.'She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as

old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a

chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that

there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''Well,

I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.' She responds, 'Well,

let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'The cab driver

is

very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!' 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next

alley.'The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a

hooker

blush.But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts

crying.'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?' 'Forgive me

but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm

Jewish.'The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is and I'm going to a

Halloween party "