Re: Check In From Rob - Cross Posting - Rob

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Rob - I think I smelt the damn thing down our way - though might have

been the steel works..

Funny thing is that my friend just called me complaining that after 4

days on Optifast (she is having surgery next week) she cannot do a

poo. I have just read the email to her and ironically she had to go

and do a wee after I told her because she was laughing so loud and

hard.

Such a joy to share stories which actually are important to us and

help with information - But Rob you simply are a classic in the true

sense of the word.

Peace and Poo

Lx

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>

>

> Hi Everyone

>

> Just checking in to say hello, I'm finally up and out of bed, still

not 100%

> after this flu, but feel a whole lot better than I did on Monday,

that us

> for sure......

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>

>

> While I was ill, I took the opportunity to start on some Optifast,

I'd never

> tried this before, I've heard so many of the descriptions, that to

be able

> to give someone support, really needed to have tried the product,

and make

> up my own mind, plus I was not getting much nutrition, so it was as

good a

> time as any to start it for a few days. I started this on Tuesday

as my

> local chemist had the variety packs of 8 on special, so no time

like the

> present...

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>

>

> Tuesday.. Day 1.... was like any other since having the flu, spent

most of

> it in bed my view on the taste of Optifast, it is not as vile as

I've been

> led to believe, I have had the Chocolate, Strawberry and the bar, I

> certainly was not hungry and I kept up the prescribed water..... I

really

> enjoyed the steam vegies that were allowed... I did cheat as I had

to have

> my cup of tea......

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>

>

> Wednesday... Day 2..... Pretty much the same as Day 1, lots of

trips to the

> toilet, to do wee wee's lol.........

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>

>

> Thursday.... Day 3...... I'm not stressed out over the food as I

thought I

> may have been, I've not even been craving anything, maybe the flu

has

> helped.......BUT........ Oh My God..... Is there a BUT..........

well it

> actually came out of the Butt....... If you are consuming food or

have a

> weak tummy, DO NOT READ ANY MORE........... I awakened this morning

to this

> incredible urge to go sit on the toilet.. Well after I did this, I

placed

> into Newcastle's Sewage System what can only be described as a

TONNE of

> TOXIC WASTE......... After which I've had my whole house OPEN......

to try

> and air out the place....... I must have put 4 more holes in the

Ozone

> Layer, with the methane gas and the spraying of deodorant.......

HOWEVER I

> feel quite refreshed and definitely much cleaner............ the

toilet bowl

> hates me, the sewerage workers will LEARN to hate me......... wait

till it

> gets to them........... they'll wish they chose a career in

something like

> snake handling or crocodile breeding.....

>

>

>

> I am going to try for 2 weeks on it, see how I go, I weigh in

tonight. So

> will let you know how I go. So from 2 weeks on I can then offer

some support

> to people in relation to Optifast. One good point for me, my

protruding

> little tummy, the one you all know I hate when I get back into my

danger

> weight range... has gone right down........

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>

>

> So take care everyone, I'm going to have a lie down for a while,

the removal

> of the toxic waste has been a bit draining lol.....

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> Cheers

>

> Rob

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