Guest guest Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Ha ha! That was a wonderful forward Mukund ji! Ravin'82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 Really good ones. Got them all wrong!!! Malini From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Mukund Karambelkar Sent: 11 March 2008 13:02 To: Adv. Pankaj Atre; Ashutosh Potdar; agurav@...; CHANDU KUBAL; deepti karambelkar; drmanishad@...; Shankar Makhijani; neel ganpat more; Natasha Jain; Vighnesh Joshi; Shah; Mandar Karambelkar; mgims; manasmdk@... Subject: Fwd: Fw: Dementia Test ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From: nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com> <nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com> > Date: Feb 28, 2008 12:57 PM Subject: Fw: Dementia Test To: sahebrao.jnvk@... <mailto:sahebrao.jnvk%40gmail.com> ----- Forwarded by Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite on 28.02.2008 12:50 PM ----- *Paresh Joshi/PROJECTS/Sterlite* 28.02.2008 12:50 PM To Anshul Chaturvedi/Manufacturing/OFC/Sterlite@STERLITE, Sankar Dutta/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Rajkishor Rajak/MFG/Sterlite, Sarabjeet Singh Bhatia/MFG/Sterlite, Vijay Jadhav/Utility/Sterlite, Samir Bhongade/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Sujith P/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite cc Kailash Ekhande/MFG/Sterlite, Nikhilesh Kumar/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite@Sterlite Subject Dementia Test Appears to be topical at the moment... * ** Test for Dementia* * B** elow are four (** 4** ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them ** immediately** .. OK?** Let's find out just how clever you really are....* * Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)* * ** First Question:** ** You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~** Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but **don't**take as much time as you took for the first question, **OK** ?** * * Second Question:* *If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)* * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~** Answer:** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?** You're not very good at this, are you?* * Third Question:** * *Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head **only** . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.** Take **1000** and add **40** to it. Now add another **1000** **. Now add ** 30** .. Add another **1000** .. Now add **20**. Now add another **1000** .. Now add **10** .. What is the total?** Scroll down for answer.....** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Did you get** 5000** ?* * The correct answer is actually 4100.** If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.** Fourth Question:** ** 's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?** * * ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Did you Answer** Nunu? **NO!** Of course it isn't. Her name is** .** Read the question again!** ** Okay, now the bonus round:** ** A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.** * *Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?** * * ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* * He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.* * PASS TH** **IS** ** ON TO FRUSTRATE THE** SMART PEOPLE **IN YOUR LIFE!** ** Have a nice day everyone * Regards Sahebrao Jadhav Projects Sterlite Technologies Ltd E2/E3 MIDC,Waluj,Aurangabad-431136. Maharashtra,India. Tel: +91-240-2558414 Mobile :+91-9823899788 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 That proves you are fine-one has to be a little bit mad to be normal. If you are completely sane life is preety boring!!! 82 To: mgims@...: lakora@...: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:26:50 +0000Subject: RE: Fwd: Fw: Dementia Test Really good ones. Got them all wrong!!!MaliniFrom: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf OfMukund KarambelkarSent: 11 March 2008 13:02To: Adv. Pankaj Atre; Ashutosh Potdar; agurav@...; CHANDU KUBAL;deepti karambelkar; drmanishad@...; Shankar Makhijani; neel ganpatmore; Natasha Jain; Vighnesh Joshi; Shah; Mandar Karambelkar; mgims;manasmdk@...: Fwd: Fw: Dementia Test---------- Forwarded message ----------From: nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com><nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com> >Date: Feb 28, 2008 12:57 PMSubject: Fw: Dementia TestTo: sahebrao.jnvk@... <mailto:sahebrao.jnvk%40gmail.com> ----- Forwarded by Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite on 28.02.2008 12:50 PM -----*Paresh Joshi/PROJECTS/Sterlite*28.02.2008 12:50 PMToAnshul Chaturvedi/Manufacturing/OFC/Sterlite@STERLITE, SankarDutta/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Rajkishor Rajak/MFG/Sterlite, SarabjeetSingh Bhatia/MFG/Sterlite, Vijay Jadhav/Utility/Sterlite, SamirBhongade/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Sujith P/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite ccKailash Ekhande/MFG/Sterlite, Nikhilesh Kumar/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite,Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite@Sterlite SubjectDementia TestAppears to be topical at the moment...* **Test for Dementia**B** elow are four (** 4** ) questions and a bonus question. You have toanswer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them **immediately** .. OK?**Let's find out just how clever you really are....* *Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)* ***First Question:** **You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. Whatposition are you in?**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but**don't**take as much time as you took for the first question,**OK** ?** **Second Question:**If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**Answer:\ ** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?**You're not very good at this, are you?* *Third Question:** **Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head **only** . DoNOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.**Take **1000** and add **40** to it. Now add another **1000** **. Now add **30** .. Add another **1000** .. Now add **20**. Now add another **1000** ..Now add **10** .. What is the total?**Scroll down for answer.....** **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Did you get** 5000** ?**The correct answer is actually 4100.**If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitelynot your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.**Fourth Question:** **'s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?** ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Did you Answer** Nunu? **NO!** Of course it isn't.Her name is** .** Read the question again!** **Okay, now the bonus round:** **A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitatingthe action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to theshopkeeper and the purchase is done.** **Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?** **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.**PASS TH** **IS** ** ON TO FRUSTRATE THE**SMART PEOPLE **IN YOUR LIFE!** **Have a nice day everyone *RegardsSahebrao JadhavProjectsSterlite Technologies LtdE2/E3 MIDC,Waluj,Aurangabad-431136.Maharashtra,India.Tel: +91-240-2558414Mobile :+91-9823899788 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yeah! And I'm out of business! Nadu'82 Sinha wrote: That proves you are fine-one has to be a little bit mad to be normal. If you are completely sane life is preety boring!!! 82 To: mgims@...: lakora@...: Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:26:50 +0000Subject: RE: Fwd: Fw: Dementia Test Really good ones. Got them all wrong!!!MaliniFrom: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf OfMukund KarambelkarSent: 11 March 2008 13:02To: Adv. Pankaj Atre; Ashutosh Potdar; agurav@...; CHANDU KUBAL;deepti karambelkar; drmanishad@...; Shankar Makhijani; neel ganpatmore; Natasha Jain; Vighnesh Joshi; Shah; Mandar Karambelkar; mgims;manasmdk@...: Fwd: Fw: Dementia Test---------- Forwarded message ----------From: nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com><nilay.mandal@... <mailto:nilay.mandal%40sterlite.com> >Date: Feb 28, 2008 12:57 PMSubject: Fw: Dementia TestTo: sahebrao.jnvk@... <mailto:sahebrao.jnvk%40gmail.com> ----- Forwarded by Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite on 28.02.2008 12:50 PM -----*Paresh Joshi/PROJECTS/Sterlite*28.02.2008 12:50 PMToAnshul Chaturvedi/Manufacturing/OFC/Sterlite@STERLITE, SankarDutta/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Rajkishor Rajak/MFG/Sterlite, SarabjeetSingh Bhatia/MFG/Sterlite, Vijay Jadhav/Utility/Sterlite, SamirBhongade/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite, Sujith P/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite ccKailash Ekhande/MFG/Sterlite, Nikhilesh Kumar/PROJECTS/Sterlite@Sterlite,Nilay Mandal/MFG/Sterlite@Sterlite SubjectDementia TestAppears to be topical at the moment...* **Test for Dementia**B** elow are four (** 4** ) questions and a bonus question. You have toanswer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them **immediately** .. OK?**Let's find out just how clever you really are....* *Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)* ***First Question:** **You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. Whatposition are you in?**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but**don't**take as much time as you took for the first question,**OK** ?** **Second Question:**If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**Answer:\ ** If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrongagain. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?**You're not very good at this, are you?* *Third Question:** **Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head **only** . DoNOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.**Take **1000** and add **40** to it. Now add another **1000** **. Now add **30** .. Add another **1000** .. Now add **20**. Now add another **1000** ..Now add **10** .. What is the total?**Scroll down for answer.....** **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Did you get** 5000** ?**The correct answer is actually 4100.**If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitelynot your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.**Fourth Question:** **'s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Whatis the name of the fifth daughter?** ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Did you Answer** Nunu? **NO!** Of course it isn't.Her name is** .** Read the question again!** **Okay, now the bonus round:** **A** mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitatingthe action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to theshopkeeper and the purchase is done.** **Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair ofsunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?** **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* *He just has to open his mouth and ask...It's really very simple.**PASS TH** **IS** ** ON TO FRUSTRATE THE**SMART PEOPLE **IN YOUR LIFE!** **Have a nice day everyone *RegardsSahebrao JadhavProjectsSterlite Technologies LtdE2/E3 MIDC,Waluj,Aurangabad-431136.Maharashtra,India.Tel: +91-240-2558414Mobile :+91-9823899788 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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