Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

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Here's my contribution.

Anne

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!

The other night I was invited out for a night with " the girls. " I told my

husband that I would be home by midnight, " I promise! "

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,

the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9

times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even

When totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =

MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him

" Midnight " .

He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, " We need a new cuckoo clock. "

When I asked him why?, he said, " Well, last night our clock cuckooed three

times, then said, " Oh. SHIT " , cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,

cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped

over the coffee table and farted. "

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