Guest guest Posted January 15, 2008 Report Share Posted January 15, 2008 oh, thats so true..... Rajani can do anything..... Ameet 1993 (FYI: a self confessed Rajani fan...... ) On 15 Jan 2008 14:05:06 -0000, manish n kothari wrote: > a nice encyclopedia for SHRI SHRI RAJNIKANTH'S buffs > > you want to know who is Rajanikanth. ...here are the > facts > > Rajanikanth makes onions cry > > Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. > > Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing > people faster than Death can process them. > > Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. > > Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. > > Rajanikanth can drown a fish. > > When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the > lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off. > > When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror > shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to > get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. > > Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. > Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. > > The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of > all things. > > Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows > where you will die. > > Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. > > A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this > spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact > a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and > that you will be handicapped if you park there. > > Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to > April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. > > If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't > say, " Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, > " Run while you still have the chance. " > > Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. > > Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of > excruciating pain, the cobra died. > > When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling > you how many seconds you have left to live. > > Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird. > > Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and > was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show > consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, > waiting for the wheel to stop. > > Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 > percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of > whatever he wants. > > There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth > was cold, so he turned the sun up. > > Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying > glass. At night. > > Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human > life… unless it gets in his way. > > It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. > > Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with > his finger, by yelling, " Bang! " > > In an average living room there are 1,242 objects > Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room > itself. > > Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind > every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. > > Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because > Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. > > Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 > Seconds. > > With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is > beginning to worry about his drinking habit. > > The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to > square Rajanikanth, the result is death. > > When you say " no one's perfect " , Rajanikanth takes > this as a personal insult. > > manish kothari > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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