Aasawari at Jodhpur

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My God, Aasawari, you are a true jet setter. How come you landed in Jodhpur?

Some conference or official work? Its a nice place though, with a lot of Dal

bhati going round.

Kishore Shah 1974

Re: Cheque de, India!

> gr8 write up kishore da once again you take the cake and eat it too.

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> aasawari91

> awaiting the desert moon to rise at jodhpur

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> Shah wrote:

> Cheque de, India!

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> If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly

> unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will

> have

> other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is

> what

> will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! "

>

> Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion

> industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association

> against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for

> Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching

> Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association

> would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how

> come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika

> Sherawat

> and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear

> Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS).

>

> Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team

> could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it

> Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the

> Steroidal

> Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United

> Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess,

> probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!).

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> Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above

> their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go

> unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees.

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> And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all

> prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be

> owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock

> exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu

> Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in

> his

> 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5

> years,

> and so is a great long term investment.

>

> And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the

> company,

> which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters'

> and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK).

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> Kishore Shah 1974

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