Guest guest Posted March 12, 2008 Report Share Posted March 12, 2008 A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. " Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this ...! " exclaimed the eager salesman. " Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that " asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam? " " We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house! " MORAL: Gather All Required Information Before Working On Any Project... ============ Fwd: by Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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