Re: Fw: Watch out for them.....the I. T.

[Guest guest]

Ha ha! That was terrific!

Ravin '82

[Guest guest]

Good one.

Malini

From: mgims [mailto:mgims ] On Behalf Of Dr.

Prabhu

Sent: 06 March 2008 03:00

To: mgims

Subject: Fw: Watch out for them.....the I. T.

Subject: Watch out for them.....the I. T.

Subject: Watch out for them.....the I. T.

Dont try it............you gotta know how ta squeeze them!

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Rupee

coin. Suddenly, the boy

starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has

swallowed the coin and starts

panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, serious looking woman is sitting at a Tea stall in the

market reading her newspaper

and sipping a cup of Tea.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down , neatly

folds the newspaper,

places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way,

unhurried, across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and

starts to squeeze, gently at

first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses

violently and coughs up the coin,

which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to the

Tea stall without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the

father rushes over to the

woman and starts thanking her saying, " I've never seen anybody do anything

like that before, it was

fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

" No, " the woman replied, " I work for the Income Tax Dept. "