Guest guest Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 Good ones Sang! Renuka sangeeta pk wrote: Subject: Men's perspective I think it is ok to let men have laugh once in a while... Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, " What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous " Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. " Sam Kinison " There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. " Holt McGavran " I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't. " Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. .. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: " Wife wanted " . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: " You can have mine. " Anonymous First Guy (proudly): " My wife's an angel! " Second Guy: " You're lucky, mine's still alive. " Ha ha ha....what a timepass mungfali... : Married people please destroy the original message and all copies & bachelors enjoy it. sangs '82 Never miss a thing. Make Yahoo your homepage. Chat on a cool, new interface. No download required. Go to http://in.messenger.yahoo.com/webmessengerpromo.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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