Fw: A little Humor from Kitten ~ AAADD

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From: " Diane Little (by way of ilena rose) " <littlepad@...>

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Sent: Tuesday, April 09, 2002 1:06 PM

Subject: A little Humor from Kitten ~ AAADD

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> How about a little humor today Ilena? Love, Kitten I have recently

> been diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.! Age Activated Attention Deficit

> Disorder...

>

> This is how it goes:

>

> I decide to wash the car; I start toward the garage and notice the mail

> on the table.

>

> Ok, I'm going to wash the car. But first I'm going to go through the

mail.

> I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice

> the trashcan is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the

> trashcan out, but since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll

pay

> these few bills first.

>

> Now, where is my checkbook? Oops, there's only one check left. My extra

> checks are in my desk. Oh, there's the coke I was drinking. I'm going to

> look for those checks.

>

> But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, oh maybe

> I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.

>

> I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some

> water. I set the coke on the counter and ooh oh! There are my glasses. I

> was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.

>

> I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots - - Aaaaaagh!

> Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen. We'll never think to look in

> the kitchen tonight when we want to watch television so I'd better put

it

> back in the family room where it belongs.

>

> I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote

> onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to

> figure out what it was I was going to do? End of Day: The car isn't

> washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is sitting on the kitchen counter,

> the flowers are half watered, the checkbook still only has one check in it

> and I can't seem to find my car keys! When I try to figure out how come

> nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY

> LONG!!! I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, BUT

> FIRST I think I'll check my e-mail...

>

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