Just in time for Christmas

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Hey All Hope u are all well...

I just read this and thought THANK GOD i knew there was a reason why

i hate drinking water lol...

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don't.

As Ben lin said:

'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is

bacteria.'

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have

demonstrated that if we Drink one litre of water each day, at the end

of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia

coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or

tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go

through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or

fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink

water and be full of sh*t lol..

Love Jay