Today's funny - priceless...

[Guest guest]

PRICELESS!

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure

your headaches. The

bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition which causes your

testicles to press on your

spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a

headache. The only way to

relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had

anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache

for the first time in

20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important

part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt

like a different

person. He could make a new beginning and live a new

life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's

what I need... A new

suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman,

'I'd like a new suit.'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's

see...size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?' 'Been

in the business 60

years!' the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit; it

fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman

asked, 'How about a new

shirt?' Joe thought for a moment and then said,

'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves

and 16-1/2 neck.' Joe

was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?' '

Been in the business 60

years.' Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit

perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the

salesman asked, 'How about

some new underwear?' Joe thought for a moment and

said, 'Sure.' The

salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34

since I was 18 years

old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size

34. A size 34 would

press your testicles up against the base of your spine

and give you one hell

of a headache.'

New suit - $400

New shirt - $36

New underwear - $6

Second opinion - PRICELESS