Too Much

[Guest guest]

> Too Much

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> got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at

> the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture

> as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the missus.

>

> " What on earth are you doing down there? " she yelled down from the

> bedroom. " Get yourself up here to bed and don't waken the neighbours. "

>

> " I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinnes up the stairs " he shouted.

>

> " Leave it 'till the morning " she shouted down

>

> " I can't " he said " I've drank it! "

>

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>

> THE WORST BANK ROBBERY

> ----------------------

>

> In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank

> of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors.

> They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone,

> sheepishly left the building. A few minutes later they returned and

> announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff

> believed them. When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the

> head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke.

> Then one of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor

> clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but

> got trapped in the revolving doors again.

>

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>

> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!

>

> Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors,

> and miss.

>

>

[Guest guest]

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> Too Much

> -------

> got home in the early hours of the morning after a night at

> the local pub. He made such a racket hitting into the furniture

> as he weaved his way through the house, that he woke up the missus.

>

> " What on earth are you doing down there? " she yelled down from the

> bedroom. " Get yourself up here to bed and don't waken the neighbours. "

>

> " I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinnes up the stairs " he shouted.

>

> " Leave it 'till the morning " she shouted down

>

> " I can't " he said " I've drank it! "

>

¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤

>

> THE WORST BANK ROBBERY

> ----------------------

>

> In August 1975 three men were on their way in to rob the Royal Bank

> of Scotland at Rothesay, when they got stuck in the revolving doors.

> They had to be helped free by the staff and, after thanking everyone,

> sheepishly left the building. A few minutes later they returned and

> announced their intention of robbing the bank, but none of the staff

> believed them. When they demanded 5,000 pounds in cash, the

> head cashier laughed at them, convinced that it was a practical joke.

> Then one of the men jumped over the counter, but fell to the floor

> clutching his ankle. The other two tried to make their getaway, but

> got trapped in the revolving doors again.

>

> ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø

>

> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!

>

> Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors,

> and miss.

>

>