Loss

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> Loss

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> " This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was

> on this day two years ago that I lost my dear

> wife and children. I'll never forget that game

> of cards.... "

> - Anon.

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> Teacher

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> A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade

> class. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up

> on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the

> boys in the class.

> She quickly turned and asked, " What's so funny Bobby? "

> " Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters. "

> " Get out of my classroom, " she yells, " I don't want to see you for

> three days! "

>

> The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten

> to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.

> Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She

> quickly turns and asks, " What's so funny ? "

>

> " Well teacher, I just saw BOTH of your garters. "

> Again she yells, " Get out of my classroom! " This time the punishment is

> more severe, and tells him - " I don't want to see you for three weeks! "

>

> Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around

> again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of

> laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little

> ny leaving the classroom.

>

> " And where do you think you are going? " she asks.

>

> " Well teach, from what I just saw, my school days are over! "

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> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!

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> Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on

society.

> - Mark Twain

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