Guest guest Posted July 27, 2012 Report Share Posted July 27, 2012 Along those lines… An elderly woman with some hearing difficulty is being examined by her doctor. After first listening to her heart, the doctor places his stethoscope on her back to auscultate her lungs and says loudly “big breaths.” “Well…”, she sighs wistfully, “…they used to be.” From: [mailto: ] On Behalf Of Helen YangSent: Friday, July 27, 2012 12:38 PMTo: IMP GroupSubject: hearing aid (funny) An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, " Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again. " To which the gentleman said, " Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 28, 2012 Report Share Posted July 28, 2012 Lol ------------------------------ > >An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a >number of years. > > > >He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of >hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman >went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, " Your hearing is >perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again. " > > > >To which the gentleman said, " Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit >around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times! " > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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