Funny Things Kids Say

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Kids do say the funniest things! Last week's topic was " Gripes " , we can have

this week's topic be " Things Kids Say! "

When Ari was in kindergarten, they were learning the food groups. She came home

one day saying she could no longer have milk or cheese. I asked her why and she

said, " Well, because the teacher told us they are in the Dirty Group! "

, after being potty trained, once looked into the toilet and said, " Now,

THAT's a crap! " We had to stop laughing long enough to tell him that was not a

word he was allowed to say!

Hart

Baby Bean c-sect. 20 June 2002

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Re: Funny

I have no idea why, but as I was reading your post I

began remembing something funny my DD8 said when she

was about 2 or 3 if I remember right....

She told me she wanted me to go blind so we could get

a guide dog.

She must have been watching something about guide dogs

on TV and we had no pets at that time. I didn't know

if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's funny

now.

--- sweetpeaa wrote:

> ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 sons on my

> own up until I

> remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh was in

> the home he

> wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I always went

> to the park or

> beach or tho the ball field..or when I would go for

> my nightly walks

> at he local high school track field they were always

> righ there with

> me..that's what having a child is all about...when

> the whole world

> seems unbearable and you feel as though you can't go

> on you can

> always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my case)

> and know that

> everything wil be alright .....childrean are

> precious and can be alot

> of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love and God

> Bless Bonnie V. In

> TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 "

> <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote:

> > I know very few common everyday people who CAN

> afford a baby but

> > somehow we manage to provide for them. When my

> oldest 2 DD's were

> > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I always

> loved them with

> all

> > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford was a

> trip to the library

> > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic lunch at

> the lake or we'd

> get

> > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) and dig

> into our trunk of

> > dress up clothes and have a tea party but we

> always had love and

> alot

> > of laughter to share. My children never knew we

> weren't rich

> because

> > rich didn't matter. Being loved did.

> >

> > And the funny thing is, my oldest just turned

> 21 today and we

> were

> > talking about when she was little and she said to

> me " Mom, I hope

> > when I get married and have kids I'm able to give

> them all the

> things

> > you gave me "

> >

> > It's not always about expensive clothes,

> private schools and

> fancy

> > parties. If you and your DH have the love and

> committment to bring

> a

> > child into the world, then go for it. Because

> someday you may wish

> > you had and it may be too late.

> >

> > Hugs,

> > Bonnie

>

>

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