Re: Concentrated Cow ! Yes this is NF2 related

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I think you've got a winner with your Concentrated Cow experience, Marcus!

Definately an Academy Award Winner!!!

Have you talked to anyone about movie rights yet?

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Marcus,

I'm not all disturbed by this. We use Vaccines from cows. I'm not sure how

that works though. In fact, the genetic makie up of chimpanezes to humans is

like 99.998% similar or something so I wouldn't be suprised to see, them

cloning certain cells to transfuse in humans from chimpaneses.

I'm not sure if anyone remember's Baby Faye, but she was an infant who

needed a heart transplant, so experimentally they had used a babbons heart.

I'm not sure what had happened, but it's interesting ain't it?

Mark

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Reply-To: NF2_Crewonelist

To: " NF2 Crew " <NF2_crewonelist>

Subject: Concentrated Cow ! Yes this is NF2 related

Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000 20:39:49 +1000

NON FICTION !!!

The following story is TRUE. Yes I can honestly say this happened to me !

Some of you smart A% & S will say this is 'what happened' to Marcus !!! and

maybe that's true too.......

Twenty four hours before AN surgery in 87, this scientist gook comes to my

ward and gives me a 20 minute lecture about how I could save you guys from

future AN surgery. HE was peddling a revolutionary treatment called RADIO

DYNAMIC THERAPY.

This involved a series of injections the day before surgery, using a

concentrated blood product that was chemically treated with something very

nasty.( something from Chenobyl is my guess ) Well so what you say ?? well

this was a transfusion with a difference. This was not just any ordinary

blood. This blood was taken from a COW !

( OK I know you are all rolling on the floor by now !!! )

Once I had these injections I could not go out into daylight, or under light

bulbs for two to three weeks. ( For fear that I would go MOOO !!! ) In

reality this was because I would be seriously burned by the light.

The theory behind this treatment was that, they could give you these

injections before surgery, then make a small hole in your head and ZAP the

AN with a soft light laser. This would then kill the tumour for ever more,

without AN removal. It all makes heaps of sense, so I volunteered. From what

we were told my AN was sent to the US where it was treated with the laser to

see what effect it had. We never heard anything more ( no pun intended )

As for me ! I was taken around in a wheel chair completely covered with a

blanket for the next three weeks. This was hilarious ! I was wheeled by

nurses around the hospital grounds and to the snack bar, across the street,

down the road, always covered in a blanket. I peaked out of my SHROUD, and

could see people really freaking out ! The ward I was in, had to be blacked

out ! Even the intensive care ward had to have its lights dimmed

I don't think I have ever fully recovered from this treatment, from that day

on I burn easy in the sun.

AND I DO A GREAT MOO !!!!

Can anyone beat this treatment ?????????

From Marcus the MOO !!!

See what's happening for NF2Con 2000!

http://www.home.earthlink.net/~earldillon/nf2convegas2000.html

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Marcus,

I'm not all disturbed by this. We use Vaccines from cows. I'm not sure how

that works though. In fact, the genetic makie up of chimpanezes to humans is

like 99.998% similar or something so I wouldn't be suprised to see, them

cloning certain cells to transfuse in humans from chimpaneses.

I'm not sure if anyone remember's Baby Faye, but she was an infant who

needed a heart transplant, so experimentally they had used a babbons heart.

I'm not sure what had happened, but it's interesting ain't it?

Mark

----Original Message Follows----

Reply-To: NF2_Crewonelist

To: " NF2 Crew " <NF2_crewonelist>

Subject: Concentrated Cow ! Yes this is NF2 related

Date: Fri, 7 Jan 2000 20:39:49 +1000

NON FICTION !!!

The following story is TRUE. Yes I can honestly say this happened to me !

Some of you smart A% & S will say this is 'what happened' to Marcus !!! and

maybe that's true too.......

Twenty four hours before AN surgery in 87, this scientist gook comes to my

ward and gives me a 20 minute lecture about how I could save you guys from

future AN surgery. HE was peddling a revolutionary treatment called RADIO

DYNAMIC THERAPY.

This involved a series of injections the day before surgery, using a

concentrated blood product that was chemically treated with something very

nasty.( something from Chenobyl is my guess ) Well so what you say ?? well

this was a transfusion with a difference. This was not just any ordinary

blood. This blood was taken from a COW !

( OK I know you are all rolling on the floor by now !!! )

Once I had these injections I could not go out into daylight, or under light

bulbs for two to three weeks. ( For fear that I would go MOOO !!! ) In

reality this was because I would be seriously burned by the light.

The theory behind this treatment was that, they could give you these

injections before surgery, then make a small hole in your head and ZAP the

AN with a soft light laser. This would then kill the tumour for ever more,

without AN removal. It all makes heaps of sense, so I volunteered. From what

we were told my AN was sent to the US where it was treated with the laser to

see what effect it had. We never heard anything more ( no pun intended )

As for me ! I was taken around in a wheel chair completely covered with a

blanket for the next three weeks. This was hilarious ! I was wheeled by

nurses around the hospital grounds and to the snack bar, across the street,

down the road, always covered in a blanket. I peaked out of my SHROUD, and

could see people really freaking out ! The ward I was in, had to be blacked

out ! Even the intensive care ward had to have its lights dimmed

I don't think I have ever fully recovered from this treatment, from that day

on I burn easy in the sun.

AND I DO A GREAT MOO !!!!

Can anyone beat this treatment ?????????

From Marcus the MOO !!!

See what's happening for NF2Con 2000!

http://www.home.earthlink.net/~earldillon/nf2convegas2000.html

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Mark, and Co.,

It may be that chimps are the most genetically similar to us, but I remember

reading somewhere that individual organs and reactions and things are

specific to certain animals. For instance, pig livers (I think it's the

liver) are similar to ours, and there have been attempts at transplanting

them. Another example is that Pregnant Mare Urine is, or used to be, the

source of Female hormones (for the pill, etc..). And I think the reactions

of Guinea pigs to some chemicals are similar to our own.

> Marcus,

>

> I'm not all disturbed by this. We use Vaccines from cows. I'm not sure how

> that works though. In fact, the genetic makie up of chimpanezes to humans

is

> like 99.998% similar or something so I wouldn't be suprised to see, them

> cloning certain cells to transfuse in humans from chimpaneses.

>

> I'm not sure if anyone remember's Baby Faye, but she was an infant who

> needed a heart transplant, so experimentally they had used a babbons

heart.

> I'm not sure what had happened, but it's interesting ain't it?

>

>

> Mark

>