Re: Concentrated Cow ! Yes this is NF2 related

[Guest guest]

I think you've got a winner with your Concentrated Cow experience, Marcus!

Definately an Academy Award Winner!!!

Have you talked to anyone about movie rights yet?

[Guest guest]

Marcus

There is an on line museum of questionable medicine on the net. I think you

should send them this story. Will try and find the e-mail address!

Jeff Wurst

Concentrated Cow ! Yes this is NF2 related

NON FICTION !!!

The following story is TRUE. Yes I can honestly say this happened to me !

Some of you smart A% & S will say this is 'what happened' to Marcus !!! and

maybe that's true too.......

Twenty four hours before AN surgery in 87, this scientist gook comes to

my ward and gives me a 20 minute lecture about how I could save you guys

from future AN surgery. HE was peddling a revolutionary treatment called

RADIO DYNAMIC THERAPY.

This involved a series of injections the day before surgery, using a

concentrated blood product that was chemically treated with something very

nasty.( something from Chenobyl is my guess ) Well so what you say ?? well

this was a transfusion with a difference. This was not just any ordinary

blood. This blood was taken from a COW !

( OK I know you are all rolling on the floor by now !!! )

Once I had these injections I could not go out into daylight, or under

light bulbs for two to three weeks. ( For fear that I would go MOOO !!! )

In reality this was because I would be seriously burned by the light.

The theory behind this treatment was that, they could give you these

injections before surgery, then make a small hole in your head and ZAP the

AN with a soft light laser. This would then kill the tumour for ever more,

without AN removal. It all makes heaps of sense, so I volunteered. From what

we were told my AN was sent to the US where it was treated with the laser to

see what effect it had. We never heard anything more ( no pun intended )

As for me ! I was taken around in a wheel chair completely covered with a

blanket for the next three weeks. This was hilarious ! I was wheeled by

nurses around the hospital grounds and to the snack bar, across the street,

down the road, always covered in a blanket. I peaked out of my SHROUD, and

could see people really freaking out ! The ward I was in, had to be blacked

out ! Even the intensive care ward had to have its lights dimmed

I don't think I have ever fully recovered from this treatment, from that

day on I burn easy in the sun.

AND I DO A GREAT MOO !!!!

Can anyone beat this treatment ?????????

From Marcus the MOO !!!

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