Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Kyla I know what you mean. I am crazy about this board and i check it a million times a day, even more often than i check my email. Today was a lazy day at work for me anyway because i hadn't been there for 11 days...and i was reading this board for a lot of the time! I love you guys! haha! > > Too funny! Maybe they have different medical textbooks there.....ha > ha. > > (I'll try and come up with some of my nada's lies. It'll have to be > later. I was supposed to be taking down the Christmas tree today -- > spent waaaaaay too much time playing with my KO friends!) > > -Kyla > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Back atcha! Oh -- back to the tree...... > > > > Too funny! Maybe they have different medical textbooks there.....ha > > ha. > > > > (I'll try and come up with some of my nada's lies. It'll have to be > > later. I was supposed to be taking down the Christmas tree today -- > > spent waaaaaay too much time playing with my KO friends!) > > > > -Kyla > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 After drinking a lot of wine one Christmas, my mother passed out on the couch. When she woke up, she claimed that she had suffered from anaphylactic shock because she never drank, so therefore she must be allergic to it. PS - She drank a lot! is ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. http://mobile.yahoo.com/;_ylt=Ahu06i62sR8HDtDypao8Wcj9tAcJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 My parents refused to come to my church wedding, and nada told relatives that I had eloped. Sylvia > > Okay, I'm in a gloomy mood so I need a laugh. I thought I'd share > some of my favorite nada lies. > > Once we were talking on the phone, and she was talking about how one > of her " friends " was in the hospital and required a " plattle-let " > transfusion, referring to those handy little buggers that form blood > clots and prevent us from exanguinating. " Hold on, " I said, " Don't > you mean a platelet transfusion? " She paused for dramatic effect, > and answered, " Out *here*, we call them plattle-lets. " Where does > anyone pronounce it that way? In Oz, perhaps? > > Also, she told people that I had my children on a low-carb diet. My > sister heard her tell someone this and asked her what made her say > that. It was because I don't let them have candy more than once or > twice a week. Clearly it must be because I had them counting carbs > at 8, 6, and 4 years of age. > > She also likes to pretend to other people that we have this close, > warm and fuzzy relationship, and so will tell people that I " just > love " to do this or that, even if it's not true. I called her on it > once, and she said, " Well what was I supposed to say? You never > tell me anything! " Um, did you really need to say anything? > Especially since the other person wasn't even talking about me at > the time? > > All right, so these are sort of sad-funny, but I think laughing at > them keeps us from wanting to kill them. Any other ridiculous lies? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 This is a funny one: once, while in High School I was sitting at the table discussing basketball (We were playing it that semester during PE class) with my mom. It suddenly occurred to me to ask her " Hey, did you ever play basketball in school? " and she said, excitedly, as if she was just remembering... " Yes! I did, as a matter of fact!...I was a Forward Guard!!! " It was all I could do to act like a " Forward Guard " spot actually existed on a basketball team. I was old enough to know she had a screw loose by then, but that really sealed the deal. -Kyla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Kyla OMg tooooo Funny!!!!!!!!!Ahahahahahahaha! The scarey thing for me was I thought my mom always told the truth. She would preach to use about always telling the truth and made a big deal about it. I remember even up until maybe 8 years ago in Therapy that I would say the only good thing about my nada is she would never lie to me! OMG was I wrong! She had me so fooled I couldnt believe it. Im sad to say I thought it normal. > > This is a funny one: once, while in High School I was sitting at the > table discussing basketball (We were playing it that semester during > PE class) with my mom. It suddenly occurred to me to ask her " Hey, > did you ever play basketball in school? " and she said, excitedly, as > if she was just remembering... " Yes! I did, as a matter of fact!...I > was a Forward Guard!!! " > > It was all I could do to act like a " Forward Guard " spot actually > existed on a basketball team. I was old enough to know she had a > screw loose by then, but that really sealed the deal. > > -Kyla > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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