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> > > Subject: Job Stress

> > >

> > > Last week I went to a seminar called " Stress and Disease " by Dr.

Nickolas

> > > Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave an example of a coping

skill for

> > > job stress which I would like to share with you.

> > >

> > > When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days,

try this:

> > >

> > > On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the

section

> > > where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal

> > > thermometer made by *Q-Tip.

> > >

> > > Be very sure that you get this brand.

> > >

> > > When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and

disconnect the

> > > phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to

very

> > > comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your

bed. Open

> > > the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer

and

> > > carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not

become

> > > chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the

> > > thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the

> > > statement that......... " every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is

> > > PERSONALLY tested. "

> > >

> > > Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, " I am so glad

that I do

> > > not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company. "

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