Guest guest Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 This should give some a good laugh!!!! > > > >Seniors at Dunkin Donuts > >A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. > > " My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee, " said one. > > " Yes, I know, " said another. " My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee. " > > " I couldn't even mark an " X " at election time, my hands are so crippled, " volunteered a third. > > " What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you! " > > " I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck, " said a fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. > > " My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy! " exclaimed another. > > " I forget where I am, and where I'm going, " said another. > > " I guess that's the price we pay for getting old, " winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. > >The others nodded in agreement. > > " Well, count your Blessings, " said a woman cheerfully - - " Thank God we can all still drive. " > > > > > > Jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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