(NCC) Have a Merry P.C. Christmas

[Guest guest]

Good tidings to all, just came across this in my hubby's email.

Replace " America " with " Canada " and it's just about perfect

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious

persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with

respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of

others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions

at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and

medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally

accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the

calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society

have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is

necessarily greater than any other country or is the only " AMERICA " in

the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,

age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or

sexual preference of the wishes.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This

greeting is subject to to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wishee to actually implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for

a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday

greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement

of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the

wisher.) "

HO HO HO,

in Nova Scotia