Guest guest Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 Well, ladies, little Emma is sleeping, my room-mate son Mike is gone for the evening, and Granny has some quiet time....mmmmmhhh...just what the naturopath ordered! With Christmas coming, there's alot of feelings happening in my world. I miss my sister. I am grateful for my life without a silicone chest. I'm anticipating Christmas spent with my elderly Mom...have a feeling this will be her last Christmas, but you never know. I'm going with my intuition and spending a quiet one with her. For the last two weeks I've been struggling with difficulty swallowing, one of the many silicone toxicity disease symptoms, I'm sure some of you are well familiar with. It seems to get worse when I watch a funny movie and laugh alot. My right lung reacts and then my throat becomes " tighter " . Feels like I'm not getting enough air and also like there's a constant lump in my throat. More annoying than anything. Please pray for me, Thanks! Patty - I mistakenly deleted the joke you sent me...I wanted to use if for today's funny! Could you send it again? Thanks! Here's my " Gotta End the Day with Some Humor " Joke A young associate pastor had a bad memory. He always forgot phone numbers and where he put his keys and other things. One week, he and the senior pastor went to a ministers' retreat where the senior pastor was the keynote speaker. The senior pastor was preaching along and he said, " You know, I love my wife, but some of my best times were spent in the arms of another woman,...my mother. " The young preacher thought, " Oh, that was good, I've got to use that some time. " In the week to come, the senior pastor asked his associate to preach on the coming Sunday. The young associate got up to preach, and as he was preaching along, he looked over at his wife and said to the congregation, " You know, I really love my wife, but some of my best days were spent in the arms of another woman... ... ..., but for the life of me, I can't remember who it was. " Tee Hee! Reminds me of my memory...wow, lately the short term has been testy...also a bit of dyslexia. Good Night. All!! May you be blessed with peace and harmony tonight and into tomorrow! Love, Sunny xxoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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