Guest guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Annie, The nada zap collar! Thats great!! Priceless! Can you all imagine how great it would be?? Picture this: ~nada is crying...'no one loves her, the world would be better without her' ****zap**** ~nada is freaky happy, her face looks like plastic, you know like you can see her change... you don't know where her 'happy' is going. She tells you you are so pretty, smart, thoughtful..bla bla bla... ****zap*** ~nada is raging.. its scary. She is so loud & mean. Saying things to personally attack you. ****zap**** ~nada does the mood switches. you get full thoddle, in 15 minutes. Every emotion a nada could have.. you get a taste of at a rapid rate.. ***ZAP**** I could use one of these Once you invent it, please mail it to me!! Nerak Subject: Re: Cry for attention? Total disregard? Suicide coming soon? To: WTOAdultChildren1 Date: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 2:04 AM You were a lot smarter/bolder than I was as a kid, I'm impressed! I've been in that situation too: nada using the car as a weapon, or as a cage to trap me so I could be screamed at, denigrated and criticized with no hope of escape. (I'm still considering inventing the " No Mo BPD Collar " , that zaps nada with a jolt of electricity when she starts any negative,bpd behaviors. Bad nada! ZAP!) -Annie > > > > > > > > > > > > Last night's " car trip " with Nada. > > > > > > > > > > > > Did some local shopping with Nada. She drove. She > was " sad " > > last > > > > > > night (didn't know THAT before I went with her...). In a > > dense > > > > fog, > > > > > > going up a dark rural freeway she decides to play " sad > > music " . > > > > She > > > > > > starts driving off the road because she has her eyes > closed. > > > > > > OMG!!!! " MOTHER OPEN YOUR EYES AND STAY ON THE ROAD " > > > > > > > > > > > > Her reply, " Oh yeah, I guess I should... " > > > > > > > > > > > > A few months ago she drove off an embankment and landed > her > > car > > > > > > several feed down, sideways. Wasn't seriously injured and > her > > car > > > > > > is " ok " . Has a load of bumps, dings, dents, etc. from " not > > her > > > > fault > > > > > > incidents " . > > > > > > > > > > > > It scares the bejeebies out of me but last night really > sent > > it > > > > over > > > > > > the edge. > > > > > > > > > > > > Lynnette > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 " Tired of enduring toxic BPD behaviors? Try " NoMoBPD " (trademark and patent pending!!) (Actually, " NoMoBo " could work too!) Available at all fine retailers and grocery stores! The NoMo company makes training collars for the entire range of " Cluster B " personality disorders: " NoMoNarc " for malignant narcissists in your life, " NoMoDram " for the histrionics and " NoMoSo " for the sociopaths (also works for sexual predators and child molestors!) " " Hello there, Susie, hey, come over here into my car and pet my pupp...AACCCCKKK!! " Ah, if only. In my next life I'll be an inventor! -Annie > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Last night's " car trip " with Nada. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did some local shopping with Nada. She drove. She > > was " sad " > > > last > > > > > > > night (didn't know THAT before I went with her...). In a > > > dense > > > > > fog, > > > > > > > going up a dark rural freeway she decides to play " sad > > > music " . > > > > > She > > > > > > > starts driving off the road because she has her eyes > > closed. > > > > > > > OMG!!!! " MOTHER OPEN YOUR EYES AND STAY ON THE ROAD " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Her reply, " Oh yeah, I guess I should... " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A few months ago she drove off an embankment and landed > > her > > > car > > > > > > > several feed down, sideways. Wasn't seriously injured and > > her > > > car > > > > > > > is " ok " . Has a load of bumps, dings, dents, etc. from " not > > > her > > > > > fault > > > > > > > incidents " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It scares the bejeebies out of me but last night really > > sent > > > it > > > > > over > > > > > > > the edge. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lynnette > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Annie, We have the perfect comercial all set!!! Great job!! I LOL over here @ work!!! Love it!! Nerak Subject: Re: Nada ZAP Collar! To: WTOAdultChildren1 Date: Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 5:59 PM " Tired of enduring toxic BPD behaviors? Try " NoMoBPD " (trademark and patent pending!!) (Actually, " NoMoBo " could work too!) Available at all fine retailers and grocery stores! The NoMo company makes training collars for the entire range of " Cluster B " personality disorders: " NoMoNarc " for malignant narcissists in your life, " NoMoDram " for the histrionics and " NoMoSo " for the sociopaths (also works for sexual predators and child molestors!) " " Hello there, Susie, hey, come over here into my car and pet my pupp...AACCCCKKK! ! " Ah, if only. In my next life I'll be an inventor! -Annie > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Last night's " car trip " with Nada. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Did some local shopping with Nada. She drove. She > > was " sad " > > > last > > > > > > > night (didn't know THAT before I went with her...). In a > > > dense > > > > > fog, > > > > > > > going up a dark rural freeway she decides to play " sad > > > music " . > > > > > She > > > > > > > starts driving off the road because she has her eyes > > closed. > > > > > > > OMG!!!! " MOTHER OPEN YOUR EYES AND STAY ON THE ROAD " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Her reply, " Oh yeah, I guess I should... " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A few months ago she drove off an embankment and landed > > her > > > car > > > > > > > several feed down, sideways. Wasn't seriously injured and > > her > > > car > > > > > > > is " ok " . Has a load of bumps, dings, dents, etc. from " not > > > her > > > > > fault > > > > > > > incidents " . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It scares the bejeebies out of me but last night really > > sent > > > it > > > > > over > > > > > > > the edge. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Lynnette > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 At 11:18 AM 12/09/2008 Nerak Ll wrote: >The nada zap collar! Thats great!! Priceless! >Can you all imagine how great it would be?? Imagining that is very satisfying. Do you think I could just persuade my nada to wear the collar she bought to zap her dog? -- Katrina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 that would work! haha! With distance I am able to find humor!! Nerak >The nada zap collar! Thats great!! Priceless! >Can you all imagine how great it would be?? Imagining that is very satisfying. Do you think I could just persuade my nada to wear the collar she bought to zap her dog? -- Katrina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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