Re: Local- a little humor for all.....

[Guest guest]

well guys -

to lighten the mood a little with the "local " term here..... my original PS, he did my implanting, and my additional 2 complication surgeries in his "surgery room" at his office. I was told it was general but later learned it was local w/ sedation....

here is a funny story for all:on my last "fix" surgery before I realized implants were making me ill and I removed them, I had a complete rupture/deflation overnight... this was in 1999... it was Sunday so I called my hubby and we freaked and called his office a jillion times before he called back. He scheduled me for emergency replacement on Wednesday that week (in his office) It was my thrid operation there so I was used to it.....

anyways... i went in.. did the op thing.... woke up in the post op area... my hubby came in to help me dress and the nurses said.. "so there he is... ""she was talking about you".... I was out of it.... he kept asking what they were talking about but they were giggling and just kept telling him they knew "all about him now.....what a great guy he must be" hehe

he was freaked out and kept asking what I said - I could not remember.... no telling but whatever it was it was al little juicy as they were all looking at him and smiling and giggling.... it was 2 months after our marriage....

how embarassing.....

glad my last doc did general - that's all I have to say!!!

shari

[Guest guest]

Wow, your husband must be awesome to go through all that with you

only shortly after you were married! Three surgeries sounds horrible

to have to go through!

My husband supports me in this, but I think he's scared to say

otherwise! lol I told him that I knew how he loves big boobs and

that's what made him notice me in the first place. I said if he

wanted a divorce afterwards, I'd understand. He got mad and said he

was sick of my talk about divorce and that he was staying with me,

no matter what the outcome of my boobs was.

At least one good thing out of all this crap! lol

>

> well guys -

>

> to lighten the mood a little with the " local " term here..... my

original

> PS, he did my implanting, and my additional 2 complication

surgeries in his

> " surgery room " at his office. I was told it was general but later

learned it

> was local w/ sedation....

>

> here is a funny story for all:on my last " fix " surgery before I

realized

> implants were making me ill and I removed them, I had a complete

> rupture/deflation overnight... this was in 1999... it was Sunday

so I called my hubby and we

> freaked and called his office a jillion times before he called

back. He

> scheduled me for emergency replacement on Wednesday that week (in

his office)

> It was my thrid operation there so I was used to it.....

>

> anyways... i went in.. did the op thing.... woke up in the post

op area...

> my hubby came in to help me dress and the nurses said.. " so there

he is...

> " " she was talking about you " .... I was out of it.... he kept

asking what they

> were talking about but they were giggling and just kept telling

him they knew

> " all about him now.....what a great guy he must be " hehe

>

> he was freaked out and kept asking what I said - I could not

remember.... no

> telling but whatever it was it was al little juicy as they were

all looking

> at him and smiling and giggling.... it was 2 months after our

marriage....

>

> how embarassing.....

>

> glad my last doc did general - that's all I have to say!!!

>

> shari

>

[Guest guest]

sunny

yeah.. this is what is so funny.... when my hubby came in to get me I was in the post op area - there were other patients there and he was helping me dress... I was out of it a little.... the nurses were giggling and whispering then one mentioned about me talking about him while I was"under"..... what ever I said it must have been good as she would not tell him but said it was a compliment, whatever it was and for him not to worry.. I was embarrassed... He was freaking out wanting to know what I told them and I just kept saying - I have no idea......... they all just kept smiling....

geez... how embarrassing

shari

[Guest guest]

Shari, that's hilarious! Hmmmm....now I'M wondering what you said!!

lol On my 30th birthday, I had reimplantation of the ureters, and an

obstruction removed from the end of the left one. I was having

infections since I was born and no-one could find out why! Anyway, I

finally went to a pediatric urologist to an adult clinic he held,

and " voila! " through his tests, it was found. Anyway, the funny part

is, my mom was with me when I woke up and I kept saying, " I HAVE TO

PEE!! " She'd say, GO AHEAD!....then I would get upset, and say, even

louder, " BUT I HAVE TO PEE REALLY BADLY!!!! " This back and forth

went on for 10 minutes, and then my mom said -- " you have a catheter

on - you don't have to get up to pee!! " Well, I'll be........Who

knew??? obviously not me!....lol

Love,

Sunny

>

> well guys -

>

> to lighten the mood a little with the " local " term here..... my

original

> PS, he did my implanting, and my additional 2 complication

surgeries in his

> " surgery room " at his office. I was told it was general but later

learned it

> was local w/ sedation....

>

> here is a funny story for all:on my last " fix " surgery before I

realized

> implants were making me ill and I removed them, I had a complete

> rupture/deflation overnight... this was in 1999... it was Sunday so

I called my hubby and we

> freaked and called his office a jillion times before he called

back. He

> scheduled me for emergency replacement on Wednesday that week (in

his office)

> It was my thrid operation there so I was used to it.....

>

> anyways... i went in.. did the op thing.... woke up in the post op

area...

> my hubby came in to help me dress and the nurses said.. " so there

he is...

> " " she was talking about you " .... I was out of it.... he kept

asking what they

> were talking about but they were giggling and just kept telling

him they knew

> " all about him now.....what a great guy he must be " hehe

>

> he was freaked out and kept asking what I said - I could not

remember.... no

> telling but whatever it was it was al little juicy as they were

all looking

> at him and smiling and giggling.... it was 2 months after our

marriage....

>

> how embarassing.....

>

> glad my last doc did general - that's all I have to say!!!

>

> shari

>

[Guest guest]

Shari -- that's so funny!

When I had my hysterectomy, I was hallucinating that night, big,

black beetles were crawling all over my bed! I sat up quickly (OUCH)

which I wasn't supposed to, and started screaming. The lady next to

me became concerned. A very rude nurse entered my room, yelling at

me " What are you doing!!!! " She told me I was imagining things and to

be quiet and get back to sleep. Thank God the lady next to me was

compassionate. Funny things is, I am not afraid of insects, so for

me to scream at beetles is hilarious!

Y'never know what we're going to say. When I had my explant 3 weeks

ago, I knew one of my grandchildren was going to come up to the

recovery room, so I warned my son & daughter-in-law, incase I started

telling dirty jokes, please remove the children!! lol It was special

for me, cuz when I woke up I saw this little face - , who is 6

looking at me through the bars of the bed, with a shy smile on his

face. He has a kidney disease and has been through 11 operations and

procedures since he was born. He's a sweetie! If anyone could give

me lovies, it would be him.

Love & Laughter,

Sunny

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> sunny

>

> yeah.. this is what is so funny.... when my hubby came in to get me

I was in

> the post op area - there were other patients there and he was

helping me

> dress... I was out of it a little.... the nurses were giggling and

whispering

> then one mentioned about me talking about him while I

was " under " ..... what ever

> I said it must have been good as she would not tell him but said it

was a

> compliment, whatever it was and for him not to worry.. I was

embarrassed... He

> was freaking out wanting to know what I told them and I just kept

saying - I

> have no idea......... they all just kept smiling....

>

> geez... how embarrassing

>

> shari

>