OT - The Turkey Shot out of The Oven...!!!

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The Turkey Shot out of The Oven...!!!

The turkey shot out of the oven

And rocketed into the air,

It knocked every plate off the table

And partly demolished a chair.

It ricocheted into a corner

And burst with a deafening boom,

Then splattered all over the kitchen,

Completely obscuring the room.

It stuck to the walls and the windows,

It totally coated the floor,

There was turkey attached to the ceiling,

Where there'd never been turkey before.

It blanketed every appliance,

It smeared every saucer and bowl,

There wasn't a way I could stop it,

That turkey was out of control.

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,

And thought with chagrin as I mopped,

That I'd never again stuff a turkey

With popcorn that hadn't been popped.

(Author Unknown)

Since " Laughter is the best Medicine " , I thought

I'd share the above with you. I am hoping you all

are having a fairly good day. I am doing better,

just FREEZING!!! Chicago is COLD!!

Elaine

“Come, let us sing for joy to the Lord;

let us shout aloud to the Rock of our salvation.

Let us come before him with thanksgiving

and extol him with music and song.” Psalm 95:1-2