Re: Could not resist any longer just had to send this to the site

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Hello Joanne

This was a good one! I hope you are having a relaxing weekend!

My husband and I have been talking a great deal about Bee's Diet and he wants

to try raw milk which we both thought we could find since we live close to San

Francisco and have Whole Foods near us but so far we have been striking out. We

plan to keep trying. I read an article this week where it was talking about

Hexane which is a by product of gasoline and is used in the USA in " healthy "

foods such as veggie burgers and soy products which of course I dont eat but I

can not believe the USA allows it in our foods without having to put it on the

ingrediants list. The report did say it was banned in Europe.

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> Choosing a wife

> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely

candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they

do with the money.

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> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her

hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for

the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him

because she loves him so much.

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> The man was impressed.

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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf

clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she

presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him

because she loves him so much.

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> Again, the man is impressed.

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> The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the

$5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint

account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves

him so much.

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> Obviously, the man was impressed.

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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money

he'd given her.

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> Thenhe married the one with the biggest boobs.

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> Men are like that, you know.

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> And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on

Alzheimer ' s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly

population with perkyboobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of

what to do with them. 

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