Re: secrets for making a marriage last:

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NOW THESE ARE FUNNY LOL. LUV U JO

                              

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My wife and I have all the secrets for making a marriage last:

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesday's, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

4. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

5. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

6. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

7. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

8. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I said, 'Dust!"

9. Remember....Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

10. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

11. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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