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>Subject: News Flash

>Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 10:52:16 -0700

>

> NEWS FLASH!!!

>*************************************

>A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

>*************************************

>

>Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

>Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

>as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by Milton

>LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

>passed his lips.

>

> He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting, and

>was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

>sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

>minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

>any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

>still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

>of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he left.

>

>Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear of

>the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

>implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and a

>riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

>in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was looted

>and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as newcomers

>fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

>

>After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

>steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making amends

>except when to do so would harm them or others.

>

>Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

>Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of avoiding

>controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not be

>considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

>he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

>desire to stop THINKING.

>

>

>

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HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHHAHEEEEHEEEEHEEEHE!!!

OH GOD JOHN-YOU ARE A TRIP!!!!! THIS WAS GREAT!!

SUITABLE FOR FRAMING!!!

>

>Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups

>To: " 12-step-freeegroups " <12-step-freeegroups>

>Subject: News Flash

>Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 10:52:16 -0700

>

> NEWS FLASH!!!

>*************************************

>A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

>*************************************

>

>Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

>Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

>as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by Milton

>LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

>passed his lips.

>

> He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting, and

>was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

>sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

>minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

>any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

>still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

>of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he left.

>

>Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear of

>the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

>implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and a

>riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

>in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was looted

>and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as newcomers

>fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

>

>After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

>steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making amends

>except when to do so would harm them or others.

>

>Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

>Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of avoiding

>controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not be

>considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

>he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

>desire to stop THINKING.

>

>

>

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HHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHHAHEEEEHEEEEHEEEHE!!!

OH GOD JOHN-YOU ARE A TRIP!!!!! THIS WAS GREAT!!

SUITABLE FOR FRAMING!!!

>

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>To: " 12-step-freeegroups " <12-step-freeegroups>

>Subject: News Flash

>Date: Fri, 16 Jul 1999 10:52:16 -0700

>

> NEWS FLASH!!!

>*************************************

>A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

>*************************************

>

>Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

>Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

>as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by Milton

>LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

>passed his lips.

>

> He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting, and

>was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

>sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

>minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

>any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

>still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

>of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he left.

>

>Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear of

>the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

>implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and a

>riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

>in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was looted

>and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as newcomers

>fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

>

>After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

>steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making amends

>except when to do so would harm them or others.

>

>Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

>Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of avoiding

>controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not be

>considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

>he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

>desire to stop THINKING.

>

>

>

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ooohhh.... good one! But what did he say? I'm dying to know??

Apple

> *************************************

> A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

> *************************************

>

> Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

> Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

> as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by

Milton

> LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

> passed his lips.

>

> He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting,

and

> was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

> sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

> minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

> any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

> still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

> of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he

left.

>

> Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear

of

> the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

> implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and

a

> riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

> in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was

looted

> and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as

newcomers

> fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

>

> After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

> steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making

amends

> except when to do so would harm them or others.

>

> Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

> Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of

avoiding

> controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not

be

> considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

> he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

> desire to stop THINKING.

>

>

>

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ooohhh.... good one! But what did he say? I'm dying to know??

Apple

> *************************************

> A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

> *************************************

>

> Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

> Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

> as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by

Milton

> LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

> passed his lips.

>

> He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting,

and

> was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

> sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

> minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

> any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

> still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

> of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he

left.

>

> Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear

of

> the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

> implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and

a

> riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

> in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was

looted

> and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as

newcomers

> fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

>

> After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

> steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making

amends

> except when to do so would harm them or others.

>

> Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

> Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of

avoiding

> controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not

be

> considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

> he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

> desire to stop THINKING.

>

>

>

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Keep up the good work! Your newflashes are a riot. Love 'em

Jan

News Flash

NEWS FLASH!!!

*************************************

A.A. MEMBER SAYS SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE!

*************************************

Last night in a church hall in Waltham Mass. a member of Alcoholics

Anonymous was heard to utter statements that could only be interpreted

as rational and intellectually sound. These remarks were made by Milton

LaGrange of Braintree, Mass. who came to his senses shortly after they

passed his lips.

He was the featured speaker at the regular Saturday night meeting, and

was telling his rum soaked tale for the umpteenth time when all of a

sudden he suffered a severe case of program block. For a full five

minutes he was unable to utter a single AA phrase, cliché, slogan, or

any other twelve step fiction. At the end of this time, Mr. Lagrange

still clutching the Big Book(AA's Bible) in his left hand, stormed out

of the hall depositing the sacred text in the waste basket as he left.

Dumbstruck Witnesses were unable to repeat the lucid remarks for fear of

the impact on their own membership status. Incapable of handling the

implications of Mr. LaGrange's remarks, the crowd became agitated and a

riot quickly ensued. The panic stricken attendees trampled one another

in a mad rush for the coffee dispenser. The literature table was looted

and overturned. Metal folding chairs were flying everywhere as newcomers

fled in horror. Oh the humanity!

After the melee subsided, people began furiously working their tenth

steps, cleaning up the mess, attending to the wounded, and making amends

except when to do so would harm them or others.

Damage to the church hall is estimated at seventeen thousand dollars.

Alcoholics Anonymous would not comment due to its tradition of avoiding

controversy, but did offer that our mention of Mr. LaGrange would not be

considered a breach of anonymity, as he was no longer a member because

he failed to meet the only requirement of AA membership which is a

desire to stop THINKING.

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Fruit? ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HAR HAR... SNORT!

excellent .

Apple

> CLANCEY KIDNAPPED BUT FOUND UNHARMED(sorta)

>

> Clancey the AA icon was kidnapped earlier today but was later found

> unharmed. He was totally naked,hogtied and completely shaven with

> objects which appeared to be fruit protruding from variuos body

orfices.

> Branded onto his forehead was the AA circle with, I played my part in

> this and it is my fault, written inside. He was unavailable for

comment.

>

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Fruit? ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HAR HAR... SNORT!

excellent .

Apple

> CLANCEY KIDNAPPED BUT FOUND UNHARMED(sorta)

>

> Clancey the AA icon was kidnapped earlier today but was later found

> unharmed. He was totally naked,hogtied and completely shaven with

> objects which appeared to be fruit protruding from variuos body

orfices.

> Branded onto his forehead was the AA circle with, I played my part in

> this and it is my fault, written inside. He was unavailable for

comment.

>

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Ok, since you liked it here is some more har har.

UPDATE ON CLANCEY THE AA ICON

Clancey the AA Icon has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of St.

's Hospital in Santa , California for observation. A nurse,

who is yet to be identified, apparently delivered a fruit basket to his

room with a get well card depicting Venice Beach upon which was

written, " Well fess up what is your part. " Clancey immediately grabbed

his BB and began flipping through the pages but soon became almost

catatonic and repeatedly slurrs and drools something that sounds like

AAPOO, DEPOO. Dr. Rosenthal and his team are trying to figure out his

associaton with R2 D2 from the Star Wars saga and his present

condition. Get well cards can be addressed to St. 's Hospital, c/o

the Psychiatric ward. Cards with fruit on them will not be forwarded to

the patient.

rashle-@... wrote:

original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=7401

> Fruit? ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HAR HAR... SNORT!

> excellent .

> Apple

>

>

> > CLANCEY KIDNAPPED BUT FOUND UNHARMED(sorta)

> >

> > Clancey the AA icon was kidnapped earlier today but was later found

> > unharmed. He was totally naked,hogtied and completely shaven with

> > objects which appeared to be fruit protruding from variuos body

> orfices.

> > Branded onto his forehead was the AA circle with, I played my part

in

> > this and it is my fault, written inside. He was unavailable for

> comment.

> >

>

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Ok, since you liked it here is some more har har.

UPDATE ON CLANCEY THE AA ICON

Clancey the AA Icon has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of St.

's Hospital in Santa , California for observation. A nurse,

who is yet to be identified, apparently delivered a fruit basket to his

room with a get well card depicting Venice Beach upon which was

written, " Well fess up what is your part. " Clancey immediately grabbed

his BB and began flipping through the pages but soon became almost

catatonic and repeatedly slurrs and drools something that sounds like

AAPOO, DEPOO. Dr. Rosenthal and his team are trying to figure out his

associaton with R2 D2 from the Star Wars saga and his present

condition. Get well cards can be addressed to St. 's Hospital, c/o

the Psychiatric ward. Cards with fruit on them will not be forwarded to

the patient.

rashle-@... wrote:

original article:/group/12-step-free/?start=7401

> Fruit? ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HAR HAR... SNORT!

> excellent .

> Apple

>

>

> > CLANCEY KIDNAPPED BUT FOUND UNHARMED(sorta)

> >

> > Clancey the AA icon was kidnapped earlier today but was later found

> > unharmed. He was totally naked,hogtied and completely shaven with

> > objects which appeared to be fruit protruding from variuos body

> orfices.

> > Branded onto his forehead was the AA circle with, I played my part

in

> > this and it is my fault, written inside. He was unavailable for

> comment.

> >

>

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har har har.... do you think Clancey reads our list? What do you

suppose his e-mail address is? demigod@...

Apple

> Ok, since you liked it here is some more har har.

>

>

> UPDATE ON CLANCEY THE AA ICON

>

> Clancey the AA Icon has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of St.

> 's Hospital in Santa , California for observation. A nurse,

> who is yet to be identified, apparently delivered a fruit basket to

his

> room with a get well card depicting Venice Beach upon which was

> written, " Well fess up what is your part. " Clancey immediately grabbed

> his BB and began flipping through the pages but soon became almost

> catatonic and repeatedly slurrs and drools something that sounds like

> AAPOO, DEPOO. Dr. Rosenthal and his team are trying to figure out his

> associaton with R2 D2 from the Star Wars saga and his present

> condition. Get well cards can be addressed to St. 's Hospital, c/o

> the Psychiatric ward. Cards with fruit on them will not be forwarded

to

> the patient.

>

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har har har.... do you think Clancey reads our list? What do you

suppose his e-mail address is? demigod@...

Apple

> Ok, since you liked it here is some more har har.

>

>

> UPDATE ON CLANCEY THE AA ICON

>

> Clancey the AA Icon has been admitted to the psychiatric ward of St.

> 's Hospital in Santa , California for observation. A nurse,

> who is yet to be identified, apparently delivered a fruit basket to

his

> room with a get well card depicting Venice Beach upon which was

> written, " Well fess up what is your part. " Clancey immediately grabbed

> his BB and began flipping through the pages but soon became almost

> catatonic and repeatedly slurrs and drools something that sounds like

> AAPOO, DEPOO. Dr. Rosenthal and his team are trying to figure out his

> associaton with R2 D2 from the Star Wars saga and his present

> condition. Get well cards can be addressed to St. 's Hospital, c/o

> the Psychiatric ward. Cards with fruit on them will not be forwarded

to

> the patient.

>

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