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***ALERT***

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly

ccontagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,

and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational

Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or

anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe

out

your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you

should immediately leave the premises.

Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take two good friends to

the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating

Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter

(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated

from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do

not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is

controlling your life.

Sorry. . . couldn't resist and I may be infected to some serious degree,

however, I did just take the antidotes for a few days, while 2 of my 4 sisters

visited and I got to play Colorado Tourist Guide (Colorado National Monument,

Marble quarry hike, waterfall hikes, Hot Springs Pools, Gondola rides,

dinners out to historic places, hikes to my chair swing, etc..) They left this

morning and that virus just raised it's ugly head.

Jan Patenaude, RD, CLT

Consultant, Writer, Speaker

Director of Medical Nutrition

Signet Diagnostic Corporation

(Mountain Time)

Fax:

DineRight4@...

Mediator Release Testing and LEAP Diet Protocol for Irritable Bowel

Syndrome, Migraine, Fibromyalgia and more, caused by food sensitivity

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How fun to be w your sisters. Although I don't have sisters, I have as much fun

when my daughters are around.

Now, WORK? It almost killed me a while back, but I'm making a slow but sure

recovery. Thanks for helping me wipe it out.

D ; )

Fw: ***CDC ALERT***

(http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.askcnet.org/CDC_edits/..%5Cic\

ons%5Ccdc_logo.jpg & imgrefurl=http://www.askcnetorg/CDC_edits/default.html & h

=355 & w=484 & sz=139 & hl=en & start=2 & sig2=czYsDrDbLduyotoLAqOI8w & um=1 & tbnid=1dE4mll

dwpp3jM: & tbnh=95 & tbnw=129 & ei=e3iPSP-EJqfOpgTAv8y-Bw & prev=/images?q=CDC & um=1 & hl

=en & rlz=1T5GGLL_enCA273CA274 & sa=N)

***ALERT***

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly

ccontagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,

and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational

Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or

anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe

out

your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you

should immediately leave the premises.

Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take two good friends to

the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating

Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter

(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated

from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do

not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is

controlling your life.

Sorry. . . couldn't resist and I may be infected to some serious degree,

however, I did just take the antidotes for a few days, while 2 of my 4 sisters

visited and I got to play Colorado Tourist Guide (Colorado National Monument,

Marble quarry hike, waterfall hikes, Hot Springs Pools, Gondola rides,

dinners out to historic places, hikes to my chair swing, etc..) They left this

morning and that virus just raised it's ugly head.

Jan Patenaude, RD, CLT

Consultant, Writer, Speaker

Director of Medical Nutrition

Signet Diagnostic Corporation

(Mountain Time)

Fax:

DineRight4@...

Mediator Release Testing and LEAP Diet Protocol for Irritable Bowel

Syndrome, Migraine, Fibromyalgia and more, caused by food sensitivity

IMPORTANT - This e-mail message is intended only for the use of the

individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information

that is

privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If

you have received this message in error, you are hereby notified that we do

not

consent to any reading, dissemination, distribution or copying of this

e-mail message. If you have received this communication in error, please

notify

the sender immediately by e-mail and telephone ( toll free) and

destroy the transmitted information.

E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as

information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late,

incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability

for

any errors or omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a

result of e-mail transmission.

**************Looking for simple solutions to your real-life financial

challenges? Check out WalletPop for the latest news and information, tips and

calculators. (http://www.walletpop.com/?NCID=emlcntuswall00000001)

[Guest guest]

How fun to be w your sisters. Although I don't have sisters, I have as much fun

when my daughters are around.

Now, WORK? It almost killed me a while back, but I'm making a slow but sure

recovery. Thanks for helping me wipe it out.

D ; )

Fw: ***CDC ALERT***

(http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.askcnet.org/CDC_edits/..%5Cic\

ons%5Ccdc_logo.jpg & imgrefurl=http://www.askcnetorg/CDC_edits/default.html & h

=355 & w=484 & sz=139 & hl=en & start=2 & sig2=czYsDrDbLduyotoLAqOI8w & um=1 & tbnid=1dE4mll

dwpp3jM: & tbnh=95 & tbnw=129 & ei=e3iPSP-EJqfOpgTAv8y-Bw & prev=/images?q=CDC & um=1 & hl

=en & rlz=1T5GGLL_enCA273CA274 & sa=N)

***ALERT***

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly

ccontagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,

and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational

Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or

anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe

out

your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you

should immediately leave the premises.

Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take two good friends to

the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating

Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter

(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated

from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do

not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is

controlling your life.

Sorry. . . couldn't resist and I may be infected to some serious degree,

however, I did just take the antidotes for a few days, while 2 of my 4 sisters

visited and I got to play Colorado Tourist Guide (Colorado National Monument,

Marble quarry hike, waterfall hikes, Hot Springs Pools, Gondola rides,

dinners out to historic places, hikes to my chair swing, etc..) They left this

morning and that virus just raised it's ugly head.

Jan Patenaude, RD, CLT

Consultant, Writer, Speaker

Director of Medical Nutrition

Signet Diagnostic Corporation

(Mountain Time)

Fax:

DineRight4@...

Mediator Release Testing and LEAP Diet Protocol for Irritable Bowel

Syndrome, Migraine, Fibromyalgia and more, caused by food sensitivity

IMPORTANT - This e-mail message is intended only for the use of the

individual or entity to which it is addressed, and may contain information

that is

privileged, confidential and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If

you have received this message in error, you are hereby notified that we do

not

consent to any reading, dissemination, distribution or copying of this

e-mail message. If you have received this communication in error, please

notify

the sender immediately by e-mail and telephone ( toll free) and

destroy the transmitted information.

E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as

information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late,

incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability

for

any errors or omissions in the contents of this message, which arise as a

result of e-mail transmission.

**************Looking for simple solutions to your real-life financial

challenges? Check out WalletPop for the latest news and information, tips and

calculators. (http://www.walletpop.com/?NCID=emlcntuswall00000001)