:o) funnies (and for WACMA-NCC)

[Guest guest]

These below the frog joke are quite funny... and true!

Connie

Zipperhead

The Frog Who Would Be Prince

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A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told, " You are going

to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything

about you. "

" Great, " says the frog, " Will I meet her at a party? "

" No, " said the psychic, " Next year -- in biology class. "

Laws of Life

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* 's First Law for Wives: If you ask your

husband to pick up five items at the store and then

you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget

two of the first five.

* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less

important you are to the corporation, the more your

tardiness or absence is noticed.

* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large

enough to increase your taxes and just small enough

to have no effect on your take-home pay.

* 's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers

everything except what happens.

* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing

what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be

doing something else.

* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers,

only cross-references.

* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that

starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that

starts out soft will harden when stale.

* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to

eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the

bottom of the grocery bag.

* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work

late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work

early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

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